Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
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Suicide baiting should be punished. Few years in jail for rape sounds fitting for those shitheads.
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>Believe in GodGuest wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:52 amThe girl she is replying to was baiting suicide for like 10 posts, and when she finally got all the attention she craved for, she was all "naaah, it's gonna be fine"
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Sometimes I envy the hog
Imagine a world where this is one of the worst things that can happen to you But then, I remember: it's the Hog and the enviousness is gone.
Imagine a world where this is one of the worst things that can happen to you But then, I remember: it's the Hog and the enviousness is gone.
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And what do you know, another suicide bait
is this a fetish of the hog; following suicide baiters? First you got spoony, then you got these 2
is this a fetish of the hog; following suicide baiters? First you got spoony, then you got these 2
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I guess even the tarot bitch could't rig the cards to show "happily ever after" with spooneth. What a bitch.
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She's 20, poly, bisexual and biracial, and struggling with arthritis. What's in the maple syrup up there?
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Could be a "At least my life isn't that bad" kind of deal. Or she secretly envies them for being supposedly willing to end it all, whereas all Rachel can do is to sob in front of her Spoony shrine.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Jan 08, 2021 4:11 pmis this a fetish of the hog; following suicide baiters? First you got spoony, then you got these 2
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So I had Youtube suggest a reupload of Spoony's Counter Monkey episode "Tandem's Last Ride". Never paid attention to this shit since anytime I ever heard him speak about D&D, or anything really, it was self felating cringe. According to Spoony in the video mentioned he;
>Had a 20th level Bard that achieved Godhood
>Was de-leveled for sleeping with the daughter of Zeus
>Played a Gygax module from start to finish called "Dungeon Land"
>Made up some more bullshit about how he "totally used counter song like a boss!"
>Beat a 20th level monk, in a Gygax module, in a fair fight, two levels lower
>Proceeded to beat the Gygax module "totally legit"
His lies man. So numerous. Maybe he became a recluse because of that tiny part of his psyche that still has any shame knows he's full of shit.
His videos are all stolen footage, shit that never happened, plagiarism of other people's hot takes and moments in gaming etc. Has he ever shown his old character sheets? Cause most table top players I know keep that shit.
>Had a 20th level Bard that achieved Godhood
>Was de-leveled for sleeping with the daughter of Zeus
>Played a Gygax module from start to finish called "Dungeon Land"
>Made up some more bullshit about how he "totally used counter song like a boss!"
>Beat a 20th level monk, in a Gygax module, in a fair fight, two levels lower
>Proceeded to beat the Gygax module "totally legit"
His lies man. So numerous. Maybe he became a recluse because of that tiny part of his psyche that still has any shame knows he's full of shit.

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You forgot a few parts (at least I'm sure that shit happened in this episode, where the Gygax module in question was based on Alice in Wonderland):
>saves the entire party from the enchanting voice of the caterpillar with Counter Song
>uses Counter Song by singing some metal/rock song IRL at the table
>beats a Lich, with only him and the Cleric surviving
>hijacks ship that turns out to be from Spelljammer
>sails off into the sunset aether
>saves the entire party from the enchanting voice of the caterpillar with Counter Song
>uses Counter Song by singing some metal/rock song IRL at the table
>beats a Lich, with only him and the Cleric surviving
>hijacks ship that turns out to be from Spelljammer
>sails off into the sunset aether
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The dormouse from Dungeonland is literally a wererat with 25hp and an AC of 6 btw.
Unless his buddy jacked the entire adventure up to level 20, which is way too much work if you want to do a "Classic 1st ed AD&D module" (Dungeonland is so fucking shit) then of course it appears its all a load of bullshit.
I bet it's all how he interpreted the adventure when he used to watch his brother and his nerd buddies play in their parent's basement. Sure, he wasn't allowed to play, but mom said lil' Noah should at least be allowed to watch.
Unless his buddy jacked the entire adventure up to level 20, which is way too much work if you want to do a "Classic 1st ed AD&D module" (Dungeonland is so fucking shit) then of course it appears its all a load of bullshit.
I bet it's all how he interpreted the adventure when he used to watch his brother and his nerd buddies play in their parent's basement. Sure, he wasn't allowed to play, but mom said lil' Noah should at least be allowed to watch.
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