Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

Can you really taze that amount of fat?

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, quite easily even. If it's not effective that's usually due to the probes not sticking. But harpoons have proven to be effective for centuries for whale hunting.

[Guest]

Happy new year from the Hog you sickos

Also guess what:

SpoilerShow

The hog discovered Hannibal and Mads Mikkelsen

>he's already impressed me with his work on "Hannibal"
As if that beast needs much to be impressed

[Kugelfisch]

Well, it's like a thriller but also with food network stuff thrown in. Naturally, she will like it.

[Sieg Zeon]

Stay away from Hannibal you disgusting porkbeast!

[mad bum]

Spoony is the fireball guy but unironically.

Me ironically
>Fireball wins again, suck my dick barbarian.

[pibbs]

Spoony is a fucker. There on topic.

DHI, DHI, I'm drunk. BUT I was chatting it up with two different chicks tonight! Got a last minute invite to a party.

Got their numbers too. One is like really cute but chubby, and the other is a fucking solid 8.2 but had a kid. I was ON FIRE!

BUT I have a GF. I wouldn't cheat on her. It was just fun flirting a little. Felt good knowing I could if I wanted to. GF is out of town at her mom's. I called her. I missed her.
.

Fuck. It's the new year and I'm on DHI, the fuck is the matter with me? Lol
Happy New year, you wonderful sperging assholes!

[mad bum]

One is like really cute but chubby

Cute girls cannot be chubby, you're drunk.

and the other is a fucking solid 8.2 but had a kid.

This is the problem with anyone over 30, these whores get knocked up early and want ((you)) to take care of them and there offspring.

[pibbs]

One is like really cute but chubby

Cute girls cannot be chubby, you're drunk.

What?! Dude, I like a curvy gal. Not fat. No fatties, but 20 lbs or less over, just nice.

[mad bum]

Big difference between thick in the right spots vs. overweight dude.