Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's literally setting goals which she knows are unreachable.

[Guest]

She's literally setting goals which she knows are unreachable.

"it's not like I am wasting my life doing nothing, mom! I have GOALS! take THAT!"

[Guest]

I'd love to be an NFL quarterback with tons of cash and pussy but I'm not 20 years old with a cannon for an arm. Fantasizing about that would be psychotic.

[Sieg Zeon]

...nobody ever congratulated me for hosing myself down...

Don’t come to the forum tomorrow.

[mad bum]

Now we know why the Warthog flipped her shit. He's trying to hook her man up with another fatty!

Holy fuck I legit almost spit out my drink hahahaha.

[Angelfire Memes]

See, I mostly think Liquid is getting old but every now and then he comes out with some gold that makes it all worthwhile.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Liquid, like all other forms of satire, is becoming obsolete. There's not much he can come up with that won't be outdone by Noah himself the next day.

[Guest]

I wouldn't call Liquid satire. He's more like a version of Noah without the pretenses.
Did I just define satire?

[Guest]

Did I just define satire?

No.

[pibbs]

Scarlett's twitter feed is filled with pretentious poetry.

20 years ago, this kind of "up-one's-ass" would've irked me to no end, but compared to the new non-binary, pronoun-preference, made-up sexuality, entitled shits that saturate twitter and this here DHI, an old-fashioned poetic looney is kind of refreshing. Don't get me wrong, fuck this stupid bitch, but I can live with it. Besides, she did fuck over Spoony, so there's that.