Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

If I ever build a working time machine I'm using it go back and buy classic games at rock bottom prices, and also to bang Marie Antoinette.

That's what kills me, there was a cabinet full of Earthbound boxes, could have easily scored a couple grand. I could also go back in time and slap the Doritos out of younger me's hands so I wouldn't end up as a fatty fat fatass in the future.

Faggot. Anything other than ending your own conception is pure pussy beta shit.

[thatonedrewguy]

If I ever build a working time machine I'm using it go back and buy classic games at rock bottom prices, and also to bang Marie Antoinette.

That's what kills me, there was a cabinet full of Earthbound boxes, could have easily scored a couple grand. I could also go back in time and slap the Doritos out of younger me's hands so I wouldn't end up as a fatty fat fatass in the future.

Faggot. Anything other than ending your own conception is pure pussy beta shit.

Thought about it, but I really don't walk in on my own parents fucking. Although, I could always use a coathanger and fade away like Back to the Future, probably hurt like hell though.

[Guest]

Thought about it, but I really don't walk in on my own parents fucking.

You just watch from the closet.

[thatonedrewguy]

Thought about it, but I really don't walk in on my own parents fucking.

You just watch from the closet.

No, I prefer to have someone watch me, preferably a family member, otherwise I can't get off.

[Sieg Zeon]

Guys, I hate to announce it but Char Aznable is dead. I’d like for you to donate to his family members Quattro Bajeena, Édouard Mass, and Casval Rem Deikun. Also his bitch list of Lalah Sune, Natalie Bianchi, Reccoa Londe, Nanai Miguel, Haman Karn, and Quess Paraya could use some money. Send all donations to redcomet@hotmail.com

[Guest]

First tweet after making a new account 2 days ago:

"Hi my 'partner of 24 years' is dead oh i am not good with computers but here is a retweet of the tweet he retweeted over and over again asking for money."

Well, at least that leech dug himself into a hole now. He burnt an account where he had 7k followers, so statistically more chances for retards to take the bait and donate, and went to an account with only 18 followers.

How long before he realises his blunder and MaureenPiscate7 is miraculously resurrected?

[Newhalf]

Of course "Maureen" never did a single tweet on this "shared account" until Michael croaked, eh?
I weep for humanity since there's at least one person who believes this shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How long before he realises his blunder and MaureenPiscate7 is miraculously resurrected?

"She" will just come to the sudden realization that the password for "his" account has been "ILoveUMaureen" :3

[Moe Bitches]

And the very first tweet is "my husband died, gib me money!"

[Angelfire Memes]

Liquid dropping black pills.

I don't doubt this is a grift, but he's kind of fucked himself as he has nowhere to go from here. Unless he's going to rebuild his following as Maureen now, which seems like a lot of effort he could put into sucking dick or something.