Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Flusho]

Also, “Maureen, his partner of 25 years”, and yet in 2014...

[Le Redditeur]

So, is Blowjob Homo really dead then? Good. Now if only Warthog and Noah can follow suit, this year would be partially redeemed.

[Moe Bitches]

Maureen Piscate 7 and 8?

[Guest]

is there a tldr version of this maureen / blowjob hobo lore? who are these people and how are they related to spoony juan?

[Guest]

is there a tldr version of this maureen / blowjob hobo lore? who are these people and how are they related to spoony juan?

The jist is that his begging tweets keep on being retweeted by the Warthog, of which we now know has been Spoony's fucked up fat stalker whore since at least 2012. The retweets is what got the guy on DHI's radar.

I also don't believe a fucking word that he's dead btw. I bet the money from the begging game started drying up so faking a death and leaving his poor waifu behind, who apparently WORKS (bullshit, she doesn't exist). This guy I tell you... everything in that magazine article is fake too, it hails him as some kind of horror and metal writing messiah yet blantantly states he's been homeless for fucking years. I call all the bullshit. This Michael Crosby, or whatever his name is, clearly has severe fucked up mental issues and probably lives in some kind of group home with a bunch of other crackheads. This whole lore he made for himself, including the wife, is all a fantasy in his head.

[Kugelfisch]

I believe it when there's an official document. Not to say it's unlikely he invested the twenty bucks in heroin and finally choked on his vomit. I just don't believe Maureen exists.

[wulfenlord]

And the next rendition of cRaWlInG iN mY sKiN, and of course the encouragement tweet is by a proud aro ace trans female :3

[Some Sick Fuck]

So, is Blowjob Homo really dead then? Good. Now if only Warthog and Noah can follow suit, this year would be partially redeemed.

Unless someone digs out an actual proof, it's just another lie among his retarded schemes. I guess the "we're gonna die" message repeated every week stopped working, so he just went a step further.

Also, it's Blowjob Hobo. Him being a faggot is given. You can hardly give out blowjobs as a straight man, that would be weird.

[MegaNigger]

And the next rendition of cRaWlInG iN mY sKiN, and of course the encouragement tweet is by a proud aro ace trans female :3

Names Scarlett no less! Top kek.

[Liar Revealed]

So, is Blowjob Homo really dead then?

I doubt it. Just another one of his scams. He's probably transitioned into "Maureen" to pose as some wailing widow for pitybucks.

BTW, WTF is up with this "news" website?
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