Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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[GitGud]

Warthog/Spoony fanfic sounds kinda fun...
I shall start the engines and write something myself....like...

He massages her nipples while his tongue probes all the small, fine lines of her facial warts. The soft kisses make her quiver with lust....slowly he wanders down het neck to explore the other, brown love bumps on her ass, before he nibbles on the warts on her vagina...

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Her sexy raspy voice answers with deep joy.
"You know, warts come from a virus infection, my dear. If you fuck me raw, your dick will get many bumps because your immune system is shit. But the joy for us both will multiply."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"I have clits all over my body, Spoony..."

It's bizarre he makes this shit up because he's so detached from reality and has no idea what's going on outside of his basement. He might as well discuss his journey to the ER through the Gumdrop Forest and mischievous elves who tied his shoelaces together. One simple question from a total simp and he fucked up. He's Noah Antwiler, and he just wanted people to feel sorry for him.

The last time he came close to any sort of medical personell was when he made those selfies at what looked like a doctor's waiting room.

This is probably just a power move on his side, to see how far his loyal minions (aka Rachel) are willing to eat up everything he says.
Rachel will probably wish him a quick recover, shake visually due to him being extra sad atm, but never once question why a coughing bloke in a hospital never got tested for Covid.

[Guest]

No. I checked myself for a fever before I even went. If anything, I'm running cold (97.4 degrees).

Spoony you fucking retard. You can be days or weeks with no symptoms with the virus.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't. Tell me. How to. Diagnose.

[Le Redditeur]

Someone said that, once Orange Man was gone, Spooky would resort to inventing diseases. Well, seems about right.

[Guest]

He's resorting to it much quicker than predicted tho.

[Newhalf]

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Aw that one must have been too hot for TV.

And yeah technically orange man still in office so he really is keeping ahead of the schedule for once.

[Guest]

Someone said that, once Orange Man was gone, Spooky would resort to inventing diseases. Well, seems about right.

He's to an hero when Cheeto wins his court case.