Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Moe Bitches]

And to think that I was desensitized to this kind of shit. Boy, was I wrong.

[Kugelfisch]

Turns out sloth isn't called a deadly sin for nothing.

Oh, quite the contrary. I have never felt more alive.

Near death euphoria.

[Guest]

[Guest]

I'm a bit let down that he didn't disclose how many months he's been suffering from this bronchitis.
I hope he will make up for it with various tweets about the unbearable pain and agone he is suffering because of it.[

He sees these afflictions as more proof of how much of a victim he is, never as signs he needs to fix things. He will progressively slide worse and worse until he's a hobo on the street complaining on twitter via mcdonalds wifi.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Near death euphoria.

I think that's what a 2D waifu experiences when she gets penetrated by a tentacle the size of a tree trunk.

[oldbones]

Even people with HIV have a stronger immune system than spoony.

[InfoAnon]

So what happens when you are a shut in breathing in your own filthy air mixed with dried, dog shit air-born particles?

Nah, he's sick with NADs -- Noah Antwiler Disease. This never happened. He's making shit up again for pity.

You are not going to a "hospital" when you're "having trouble breathing" between "coughing fits" in December 2020 in the state of Illinois without getting a COVID-19 test. I live in Illinois (I'm not proud). It's in the midst of COVID hysteria (which faggots like Noah Antwiler are stoking and believing more than any other.).

It is mandatory -- I know this for a fact -- that anyone who enters a hospital with COVID-like symptoms is administered a COVID test, even though it is flu season too. There are tens of thousands of tests being administered every day, and if you have symptoms in a hospital it is not optional because, you know, you could infect sick people.

Secondly, the tests they are mass administering in the State of Illinois do not give instant results. They will call you back in 4 days (earlier if you're positive). If he went to the hospital (he didn't), he would have been tested (he wasn't), and if he was tested he would not have walked out of the hospital knowing he did not have COVID.

I feel like I'm belaboring the point but you cannot walk into a hospital hacking up a lung and say "No it's okay I checked my temperature at home, no COVID here Doc!"

It's bizarre he makes this shit up because he's so detached from reality and has no idea what's going on outside of his basement. He might as well discuss his journey to the ER through the Gumdrop Forest and mischievous elves who tied his shoelaces together. One simple question from a total simp and he fucked up. He's Noah Antwiler, and he just wanted people to feel sorry for him.

[Guest]

If you go into the hospital for a sore toe you aren't leaving without a covid test anywhere in America right now. Weird lie.

[Guest]

He is a retard if he thinks you need to check all of the symptoms bar none to be able to say you've got Covid. It's all bullshit anyway, but if he really went down to the hospital, or even outside, in his current state (if it is at all true) it'd be pretty inresponsible.

Then again, I'm 100% sure he's negative due to rule #1.

[wulfenlord]

Spoony lying about his ailments? Why I never...