Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony)]

"The year of Lupa" sounds like a horror movie title.

Or a year a disease spread

[Guest]

If only Lupa was Peter Venkman, THEN phelous would fuck her.

[Le Redditeur]

Phelan confirmed for virgin, then?

[TowelyWeinberg]

I can't understand Tumblr's layout at all, does she directly say she's ayysexual? I can't find it.

"Ayysexual" is that Fonzie's sexual orientation?

[sigh]

Phelan confirmed for virgin, then?

Not necessarily. Elisa "Vampires are NEVER just cigars" Hansen wrote something about it and basically sex is not out of the possibility but she wouldn't take any physical pleasure from the experience. So maybe she tried once or throws him a bone from time to time, but TO BE FAIR, I highly doubt it. So probably the answer is Yes.
If I ever had to guess I would go with closeted lesbian, with Phelan as her Beard that she can show to her parents and/or possible suitors.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They're probably just pretending to be asexual in order to play hard-to-get.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Who is playing hard to get?

Can you play hard to get if no one wants you?

[pibbs]

I believe women play this asexual bullshit card is because actually they use sex for power and control but women who do that are despicable cunts and they know it. So they reimagine themselves "asexual" while dosing out sex to their pathetic men for compliance and gain.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Who is playing hard to get?

Can you play hard to get if no one wants you?

That's why they're "asexual" - aka "If only a Chad Thundercock could show me the light..."

[drisko]

Asexual unless Brad has some coke.