Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I'm sure her family is secretly pleased by the prospect of a warthog-free Christmas.

[rabidtictac]

(((WE)))

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

I bet you Pumbaa masturbates at least 5 times a day, that gross moley clam gaped and drooling for the spoony one. While at the same time, she is using her mulan sword necklace to stab at her clit, working it into a frenzy, and declaring she's a warrior; she leaves a snail trail on her piss drenched spoony body pillow and fills the hobo flophouse with a dank yeasty fog.

[Moe Bitches]

Surprised there's no mention of bugs. 9 out of 10.

[Complicity]

It's getting real difficult to follow the Warthog lore because she is the archetypical unreliable narrator.

Don't make her sound like Patrick Bateman.
She will never be as cool as him.

[Angelfire Memes]

(((WE)))

I feel like we see this exact tweet every week for months now.

[Guest]

Well how else is he going to pay for that motel room now that the Nazis at the local library have shut down his cocksucking business?

[rabidtictac]

The best part about Rachel is she constantly talks about rewatching old Spoony videos. I feel like there's never a day where she doesn't watch a spoony video. Can the same be said for even the most obsessed troll? Maybe it's different for e-celebs who put out daily KHANtent, but Spoony puts out a livestream every three months, if his Cucksons are lucky. So she must be watching the same shit over and over and over. Puts her into a hypnotic trance state, I bet. She can probably quote the videos at this point.

Her poor mother. Even if her mom is a crackhead, abusive etc, all we know about her mom is filtered through the insane warthog. Just the fact her mom demands Rachel give up her spoony obsession tells me that, on some level, her mom really does care.

I realize boomers don't understand muh internet culture, but there's internet culture and then there's being a crazed stalker.

Library Blowjob Guy is just a scammer running game, in my opinion. If he was going to die on the streets, it would have happened by now. The paypal begging probably keeps the gin/drugs flowing in whatever flophouse he's landed. The paypal link gives you no information about how much money he's collected in total, how much he takes per month, etc. Plus, he also gets disability from the government (he claims he's waitlisted, so who knows).

Drug addict confirmed btw.

[RedLine]

Dick-sucking library guy doesn't even pretend to be two people outside of his e-begging copypastas.

It's all just e-begging, lies, penis sucking, and turbo-leftism. It's the perfect depiction of Twitter.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Does he even bother to RP has er every know and then (as in "Maureen said that...")? Has he given a reason why she doesn't have her own online presence? I'd certainly not buy a "I'm the only one of us two who has a phone".

I feel like we see this exact tweet every week for months now.

It'll probably still be the same next year. And the year after that. Maybe he'll adjust the story to mention that he's now living in a different motel, but he'll always be in full emergency mode 24/7.

I'm sure her family is secretly pleased by the prospect of a warthog-free Christmas.

Those probably devolve into centering around Spoony sooner or later. No big loss.