Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

I like this one, comes straight from the heart. What he forgot to say though is that God King Spoony needs no friends and no one should even in their dreams consider to try getting to know him.

Reminder that Joe, Brad and Lewis all offered to hang out with him not so long ago

[da PAC Nigguh]

I wouldn't blame anyone for turning down those offers, though.

[Guest]

Somehow I feel Warthog hasn't weighed in yet though.

She was replying to @TheSpoonyOne's post and spontaneously burst into flames. She crawled through a hallway full of broken glass left there by her roommate's alcoholic brother and made it to the kitchen, only to find a padlock on the sink because she spent her money on another piece of crap jewelry and couldn't afford her $5 monthly water access fee. She screamed I'M BURNING, BURNING IN LOVE AND PAIN FOR YOU @THESPOONYONE but he did not answer. She grasped toward her @TheSpoonyOne shrine but the wicking effect of her burning fat left everything she touched a soggy mess of grease and charred flesh.

At that point she had no alternative but to waddle out into the street, user her terrifying retard strength to lift a sewer grate and dive in headfirst, where the rainwater, feces and toxic meth lab runoff transformed her into a her final form — a Giant Sloar! She became a giant cock-shaped worm with a mole on its foreskin the size of a human head, her un-removeable Mulan sword necklace causing uncomfortable bulges throughout her body cavity. Her superpower is the ability to shoot yellow ropes of animal cum great distances, so on the plus side she finally has the right attributes to fuck a faggot like Noah.

[veris leta facies]

Ouch, Cuckson. He will NEVER accept that Tekken 7.

Maybe the only thing I agree with Spoony. No one should ever accept any Tekken beyond the third one.

[Guest]

Maybe the only thing I agree with Spoony. No one should ever accept any Tekken beyond the third one.

Also it was funny that spoony didn't accept it but also didnt reject it so cuckson couldn't even get a refund.

[wulfenlord]

This fucking lying bitch, I call fucking bullshit. Disregard the #ArthritisPTSDsurvivor rabble, fucking arthritis is not making your knees buckle under you. It hurts, but it simply does not make your body fail to function. I had three ligaments torn in my knee in an accident, and other than not being able to play football until the surgery I never lived in fear of my lower extremities crumbling away under me.

Also, "self-harm to the point of bruises!". What? Self-harm, like a rage-video on the internet, where a loser punches a wall after dying in Battlefield? Or is she deliberately falling after reading a triggering Trump supporter on Twatter, so she can say "YOU DID THIS!"?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I sometimes feel like she's doing a Munchhausen-by-proxy, except she has no proxy.
And she's probably using arthritis to explain her weight-related issues, like her knees just calling it a day early.

Also it was funny that spoony didn't accept it but also didnt reject it so cuckson couldn't even get a refund.

That'll teach him for buying him something without his consent.

Yeah someone correctly pointed out a lot of replies in that thread are pretty sad.
Somehow I feel Warthog hasn't weighed in yet though.

This'll be a great opportunity to mention her roommate that isn't the "other" roommate. I think that's the one that got kicked out, so she will likely feel similar pain than Spoony.

Reminder that Joe, Brad and Lewis all offered to hang out with him not so long ago

He's just baiting people, as usual.

Maybe the only thing I agree with Spoony. No one should ever accept any Tekken beyond the third one.

The first Tekken Tag Tournament was kino and you know that.

[Kugelfisch]

She was replying to @TheSpoonyOne's post and spontaneously burst into flames.

I appreciated your effortpost.

[Ovafaze]

her knees just calling it a day

[Guest]

Fanta is a juice, right?

Nah and it's nutrition is nothing. He just drinks sugar water sodas. If he at least drank sugar water juices he'd at least get some vit c.