Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Take one look at tumblr and tell me that Rachel can't exist.

[Flusho]

I’d be more willing to believe that her Spoony obsession was the work of an elaborate troll of some form, but even then, that troll would be equally as obsessed with Spoony as the hypothetically fictional Warthog, for pretending to such an extent, for so long; and an even bigger loser for choosing to undertake the obsession, whereas The Warthog, fell into her obsession with Spoony.
But, being a bigger loser than The Warthog is probably impossible, you might be equal, but that’s as far as the scale can go. Any greater and our universe would likely collapse.
So I’m forced to assume it must be real.

[Guest]

Spoony has never once made any reference to ever cooking his own food or even eating a vegetable. It's all fast food or food he just has to heat up.

Or a fruit for that matter. God damn, you need your Vit C somewhere you idiot. he doesn't even drink juice.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Fanta is a juice, right?

[Guest]

Rachel is one of BatDan's personalities.

[Newhalf]

I like this one, comes straight from the heart. What he forgot to say though is that God King Spoony needs no friends and no one should even in their dreams consider to try getting to know him.

[Kugelfisch]

The guy lost more friends than most of his fans ever had.
Just because people eventually get sick of your shit doesn't mean they never were trying.

[Le Redditeur]

Ouch, Cuckson. He will NEVER accept that Tekken 7.

[Newhalf]

Yeah someone correctly pointed out a lot of replies in that thread are pretty sad.
Somehow I feel Warthog hasn't weighed in yet though.

[Moe Bitches]

Yeah someone correctly pointed out a lot of replies in that thread are pretty sad.
Somehow I feel Warthog hasn't weighed in yet though.

Wooooooow.