Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

She'd never find out.

The point is that she finds out. Imagine the sperging.

[Guest]

It's hard to believe it's been 11 years since that Mashables acceptance video and nobody's uploaded it yet. Somebody must have captured it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The point is that she finds out. Imagine the sperging.

"I shall continue to support you from a distance, Spoony... *starts sharpening knife*"

[Guest]

Bitch, are you seriously going to use the hospital's time and resources, human as well as material, over a fall? Holy shit.

[Guest]

Yeah those classic Dark Souls DONT. TELL. ME. HOWTOPLAY. THEGAME. Livesteams are pure quality. There isn't a streamer alive more relaxing than a screeching madman on Youtube, high on cheeto dust and booze.

[Newhalf]

She actually rewatches his livewires? Okay now that's really pathological.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There is only a finite amount of Spoony's wisdom in the intarwebs, so she has to cherish each and every single one of them.

Bitch, are you seriously going to use the hospital's time and resources, human as well as material, over a fall? Holy shit.

Didn't she like break or almost break multiple bones during her last fall? She must be so fat that falling on the ground must be like getting hit by a car.

[Guest]

Didn't she like break or almost break multiple bones during her last fall? She must be so fat that falling on the ground must be like getting hit by a car.

Considering her knee buckled under her own weight, you probably aren't very far off.

[Guest]

Seeing as how she is either imagining she has roommates or considers her mom a roommate, she's clearly a loon. A violent loon that Spoony deserves.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I'm sure this blob who can't even make a trip to the kitchen without her knee collapsing will be performing in the WWE any day now.