Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Reminds me of when I watched "300" with various people who all loved it a whole lot, yet all of them would just fast-forward through all the scenes where the stupid boring queen just talks to people.

I've been in with a group for a short while once that did a whole lotta Star Wars cosplay on events and such and I can tell you, the little kids loved no one as much as the guy dressed up as Darth Maul.
You know, a total non-character who doesn't even talk (until maybe the faggy EU that's decanonized anyway gave him more backstory I guess?)
That right there explained it all to me.

Regardless, Noah is probably the guy who thinks the original trilogy is some kind of high art or as was said before, it really is that he thinks no one should experience things in any other different way than he did.

You're supposed to pound off to the Queen, dummy.

[Newhalf]

But she doesn't even get nekkid as much as Gerard Butler did, now THAT guy was worth watching in slow mo.
Suckerpunch was just much better wank material, I suppose.

[Guest]

Every time I read up on malnourished drunks, or vegans, I get paranoid about being malnourished myself. So I start chomping down on sardines or oysters or mussels. They're nutritional power houses.

[Guest]

Every time I read up on malnourished drunks, or vegans, I get paranoid about being malnourished myself. So I start chomping down on sardines or oysters or mussels. They're nutritional power houses.

Yeah, I always have some oysters around just in case I need a power snack.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I've been in with a group for a short while once that did a whole lotta Star Wars cosplay on events and such and I can tell you, the little kids loved no one as much as the guy dressed up as Darth Maul.
You know, a total non-character who doesn't even talk (until maybe the faggy EU that's decanonized anyway gave him more backstory I guess?)
That right there explained it all to me.

Maul is effectivel the Boba Fett of the prequel trilogy: Didn't say much, didn't do much, but he looked cool and was therefore obligated to return via the EU.
They even share the fact of surviving very clear-looking deaths. Fett just kinda hung out in that giant sand pussy until he became bored, while Maul turned himself into a spider cyborg.

Hot damn I still can't believe he did that. The prequels may be garbage but little kids love all that toyetic shit in there.
At least until the point when Palpatine rambles about democracy or at the very latest when Emo Anakin goes off about sand (whichever happens first, I can't remember).
Regardless it's a dumb thing to get worked up about.

Friendly reminder this is the same guy who punched a christmas tree.
At least that's what he tweets. Who knows which of his epic displays of badassery have any sort of basis in reality.

He quit the job his father pretty much hand-delivered to him, he didn't want to do anything with his degree because that seemed difficult and he even got shitcanned by that magazine he was writing for.

I think the funniest part about the magazine bit is that he wasn't shitcanned for not doing his work, but because his reviews where so smug and obnoxious that the readers couldn't stand him.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, that's a nice touch.

Yeah, I always have some oysters around just in case I need a power snack.

That's some powerful sarcasm.

[jpakke]

Star Wars at its best had 2 good movies. I prefer the og over empire tbh. It was (not shitty) popcorn action and that's all it needed to be. The '80s was full of those kinds of movies. Tron, The Last Starfighter, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Conan, Highlander etc. Feel-good fantasy/science fantasy action films where the hero kills a bad guy and gets the girl. Simple movies that provided simple fun. Star Wars as a franchise is probably one of the most overrated series of all time. 9 films, and all are bad except the first two. The prequels, depending where you sit, are either bad or extremely mediocre.

I really wish Tron had a sequel worth a damn.

Tron 2.0 is great! made by same company who made Condemned and Fear games.

[Kugelfisch]

The pinball machine is pretty stellar.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Because I don't want my apartment to smell like Lindsay's pussy, I don't keep oysters around (seriously, what the fuck, guestfag), but I love munching on almonds - I have to hold back, because I could snack on those any time, it's been a problem not to orders few kilograms here and there...

[Angelfire Memes]

Almonds are pretty great, tbh. Get that sea snot creature nonsense out of here.