Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

As far as i know you don't find more than one of those in a family.

Him being a middle child might have something to do with it. They seem to have used 80's-90's escapist media to baby-sit him.

[casual pleb]

That feeling is called laziness, Noah.

[Kugelfisch]

The feelings can't be that bad when they don't even motivate him to take a shower or take out the trash.

[Sieg Zeon]

Oh god now I’m imagining what he must smell like. Not in the warthog way either. He must reek of booze and BO, probably urine too.

[Guest]

That feeling is called laziness, Noah.

He's always so fucking dramatic. God damn. Everything he feels and experiences is always the worst anyone's ever gone though and no one will understand. Reality is that he's a pampered middle class guy in a very well developed nation with tons of opportunities around him. There are billions of people all over the world who would immediately switch bodies with him and accept all his problems as it would be a huge step up from their lives.

Is there any way we can teach humility and humbleness to people before they turn into such drama queen bitches?

[Guest]

That feeling is called laziness, Noah.

He's always so fucking dramatic. God damn. Everything he feels and experiences is always the worst anyone's ever gone though and no one will understand. Reality is that he's a pampered middle class guy in a very well developed nation with tons of opportunities around him. There are billions of people all over the world who would immediately switch bodies with him and accept all his problems as it would be a huge step up from their lives.

Is there any way we can teach humility and humbleness to people before they turn into such drama queen bitches?

Dude isn't mentally ill, he's just another NPC liberal who doesn't know how to change and wouldn't want to even if he did. The fact that he feels comfortable sharing such faggy feelings for years on end shows that he's a soy-filled homo incapable of truly standing up and acting like a man. Spoony's "pain" only ends when he dies.

[Guest]

Oh god now I’m imagining what he must smell like. Not in the warthog way either. He must reek of booze and BO, probably urine too.

When do you think he last did a load of laundry?

[Sieg Zeon]

Oh god now I’m imagining what he must smell like. Not in the warthog way either. He must reek of booze and BO, probably urine too.

When do you think he last did a load of laundry?

Not since he took ownership of April probably. I’m a T-shirt guy and all of his look disgusting. You have to take care of them or else they look like shit.

[Guest]

I’m a T-shirt guy and all of his look disgusting. You have to take care of them or else they look like shit.

Well, you have to wash and iron them like with most clothing. Spoony doesn't know how to so the latter and probably doesn't know how to do the former either.

[Sieg Zeon]

I’m a T-shirt guy and all of his look disgusting. You have to take care of them or else they look like shit.

Well, you have to wash and iron them like with most clothing. Spoony doesn't know how to so the latter and probably doesn't know how to do the former either.

I always air dry mine, I prefer baggier shirts and hate when one clings too tight, unless it’s like under armor or something for exercise.