Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Chippah » Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:29 pm

Off topic, but too bad this dumb shit film didn't get finished because the director blew his brains out. There's a rather hot Jillian around the 1:28 mark. Nice and thicc.


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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:54 pm

Chippah wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:29 pm
Off topic, but too bad this dumb shit film didn't get finished because the director blew his brains out. There's a rather hot Jillian around the 1:28 mark. Nice and thicc.

Lol gross.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:37 pm

Internet nobodies are making movies primarily because of the "film maker" cred. Makes them look important and stuff.
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I still have hope in James, since at the very least, he is a good enough director to create a dramatic atmosphere. He said in a recent video that he's planning to make an oldfashioned minimalistic horror movie(with hopefully no relation to internet critics), and I'm willing to give that a chance.
That sounds interesting. Basically like on of his earlier short films, except more serious? That's a definite step up from the AVGN movie.
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Speaking from experience, you can't do serious drama on a minuscule budget. You need to hire actual actors for it to work, and have all the sets and props looking believable. You can do comedy, because the cheap production adds to the humor. (However, the script and actors need to be funny.)
That's another reason why they fail so often: They have no idea how to budget a movie. Just look how Linkara blew most of his movie's budget on a single set and then couldn't afford a room with friggin' beds.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Vaporwear » Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:38 pm

Chippah wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:29 pm
Off topic, but too bad this dumb shit film didn't get finished because the director blew his brains out. There's a rather hot Jillian around the 1:28 mark. Nice and thicc.

The director killed himself? God thank.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rushy » Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:41 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:37 pm

That's another reason why they fail so often: They have no idea how to budget a movie. Just look how Linkara blew most of his movie's budget on a single set and then couldn't afford a room with friggin' beds.
Best part was that since none of them have a clue about lighting, even that single set looked like crap.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Chippah » Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:49 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:38 pm

The director killed himself? God thank.
He's an true hero. I remember hearing about him a while back and watched like 5 minutes of one of his other 'films'. Complete garbage.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Pope Corky III » Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:11 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:47 pm
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Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:26 am


Because none of them actually have any talent. Yes, James Rolf included. None of their movies are any good, because none of them know how to actually craft a quality movie. Sure, they can pick apart bad ones and supposedly describe what a good movie is supposed to be like, but when they have the option to make a movie, none of them actually can.
Bullshit James Rolfe included. He's been making short films his whole life. At the very least he has more talent than all the nobodies combined.
No, fuck you, James Rolfe included, him and his shit movies. And fuck you and his short films too.

Also fuck you.

No fuck you you fucking faggotcuck. Fuck you and your sister and your wife! If you got a kid, I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire! How do you like that, you stupid cocksucker? Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here!
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Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:38 pm
Chippah wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:29 pm
Off topic, but too bad this dumb shit film didn't get finished because the director blew his brains out. There's a rather hot Jillian around the 1:28 mark. Nice and thicc.

The director killed himself? God thank.
Too bad he didn't kill you. You should kill yourself.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:08 pm

Pope Corky III wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:11 pm
Vaporwear wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:47 pm
Pope Corky III wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:14 pm


Bullshit James Rolfe included. He's been making short films his whole life. At the very least he has more talent than all the nobodies combined.
No, fuck you, James Rolfe included, him and his shit movies. And fuck you and his short films too.

Also fuck you.

No fuck you you fucking faggotcuck. Fuck you and your sister and your wife! If you got a kid, I hope your fucking kid dies in a car fire! How do you like that, you stupid cocksucker? Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here!
Vaporwear wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:38 pm
Chippah wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 3:29 pm
Off topic, but too bad this dumb shit film didn't get finished because the director blew his brains out. There's a rather hot Jillian around the 1:28 mark. Nice and thicc.

The director killed himself? God thank.
Too bad he didn't kill you. You should kill yourself.

I found that directors bereft lover ^
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Vaporwear » Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:11 pm

Pope Corky III wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:11 pm


Too bad he didn't kill you. You should kill yourself.
He killed himself because I fucked his mommy. Now go back to sucking James Rolf's dick before I fuck your mom too, bitch.

PS fuckity fuck you too.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Pope Corky III » Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:15 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:11 pm
Pope Corky III wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:11 pm


Too bad he didn't kill you. You should kill yourself.
He killed himself because I fucked his mommy. Now go back to sucking James Rolf's dick before I fuck your mom too, bitch.

PS fuckity fuck you too.
I could give two shits less about that director cuck. I fucked your dad and your mom to death and the only way to restore your faggot cuck families honor is to commit seppuku dick first you worthless furry.
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