Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I wish she'd actually go through with it. But her type never does.

[Guest]

Tobey fair, he wouldn't have been any worse than this bitch they put on the Colbert Fag Hour:



She does bad lip synching to Ronald Drumph speeches and somehow got famous and a Netflix deal out of it.

Yeah, that's how she got the deal.

[Guest]

Thanks God she tagged Noah (checks) 3 times in a 4 part thread about committing suicide. He might have missed it if she only tagged him twice.

She wrote that after Noah failed to respond to this:

Noah's first doom posting in awhile! Barely elicited any response, too!

Even if you knew nothing else, you can tell she's retarded because she actually expects an expression of empathy from this screaming void of human garbage.

Today she's clearly mimicking Noah's pity posting style:

It's pretty funny, Noah is maybe the worst type of parasocial "friend" a depressed person should have, he's narcissistic, he's cruel, he hates his fans and is self-absorbed to the point where he is emotionally incapable of expressing concern for others' well being. The times you've seen him be "nice" to someone on the internet -- saying "good job" or "that thing you made looks nice" or "hey I'm happy for you" are non-existent. I see more suicidal ideation in his comment threads than I see on the rest of the internet put together.

She's different than the rest, though. Based on her mother's reaction to her Spoony fixation, she has likely been forming obsessive one-sided "relationships" with celebrities and strangers since she was old enough to consooom media.

[Kugelfisch]

Excellent post.

Also, wtf is an "emergency-self-care-toolbox"?

A bottle of Crown Royal in a tool box.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Someone needs to just slap a bitch.

[rabidtictac]

How much food can you buy for the price of a $100 Mulan necklace?

Dumb bitch.

[Kugelfisch]

How much food can you buy for the price of a $100 Mulan necklace?

Dumb bitch.

I know that's a rhetorical question but I bet you can survive on that for two weeks very easily.

[rabidtictac]

Rice and beans, nigga. Bread that's close to date. Cans and frozen that are on sale. Whatever meat is $2/pound or less. But the cunt is fat so it's not like she doesn't know this.

[casual pleb]

With all that fat she's carrying she could probably easily survive a few months on almost no food anyways, would probably even be healthy for her.

[rabidtictac]

With all that fat she's carrying she could probably easily survive a few months on almost no food anyways, would probably even be healthy for her.

Essentially yes. She'd have to take vitamins, but otherwise she would be fine. When a fatass says not eating is unhealthy and "do you want me to starve?" Just answer yes.