Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

This will forever be the ultimate kek in the Spoony lore

His body language is so awkward. Even though he's looking at a camera rather than a person, he still diverts his eyes in a submissive and self-conscious way. Lord of Tekken, more like Baron of the Betas.

[Kugelfisch]

If only he would've gotten that Notch interview Fallon appearance.

[Newhalf]

Haha oh man, who can believe THAT didn't happen?
Honestly I was even surprised that Richard Garriot somehow had nothing better to do than show up to talk to Spoopy.

[Guest]

Will she an hero?

[Guest]

Also, wtf is an "emergency-self-care-toolbox"?
Is it something along the lines of "emotional-support-animal" ?
What other crazy shit will you muritards and cucknadians invent?

[Newhalf]

Orange Man being deposed wasn't the magical cure to her mental illnesses and universal problem solver?
Stop the presses.

[Sieg Zeon]

Also, wtf is an "emergency-self-care-toolbox"?
Is it something along the lines of "emotional-support-animal" ?
What other crazy shit will you muritards and cucknadians invent?

Yeah that sounds ominous. Like are there clippings of Spoony’s hair she can ignite and burn like incense in it?

>the show needs me
Ah the ever so humble Spoony, what a modest guy. Can someone send that ask video to Uwe Boll? Spoonsworth insulted him multiple times and we know that guy can box like a champ. I want to see the King of Asstacular Movies pummel the Lord of Tekken.

[Guest]

Tobey fair, he wouldn't have been any worse than this bitch they put on the Colbert Fag Hour:



She does bad lip synching to Ronald Drumph speeches and somehow got famous and a Netflix deal out of it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also, wtf is an "emergency-self-care-toolbox"?

A box containing the original photo of her IRL meeting with Spoony.

Will she an hero?

Literal crying for attention. She's basically trying to pressure Spoony into writing a motivational tweet for her.

Haha oh man, who can believe THAT didn't happen?
Honestly I was even surprised that Richard Garriot somehow had nothing better to do than show up to talk to Spoopy.

Richie was probably trying to get some publicity for his Dickstarter, seeing how he hasn't been relevant in over 30 years.

[Guest]

Spoony was in Illinois, only a couple of states from Canada and her hungry poon. Now he's leaving to Arizona and might as well be on the sun for a fat cow who can't walk and probably doesn't know how to drive.