Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

It's from the time hen he lived with Miles.

[Guest]

There are almost no full body shots of Noah Antwiler. This is one of them.

What a bum. Thank god this loser never had children.

[Guest]

The absolute level of squalor in that kitchen.

Where's the video? This looks fun.

[Guest]

The absolute level of squalor in that kitchen.

Where's the video? This looks fun.

Spoony looks like the drunk stepdad that molests his kids

[Guest]

Has Mrs. Roman Reigns actually done anything to advance her wrestling career? I'm getting serious Spoony vibes from her. Spoony, as we know, has spent the last decade growing his hair out while waiting for Hollywood to come calling.

No but she called a suicide hotline after someone reported her tweets.

[Newhalf]

Now I would hate being a suicide line operator. The only thing I'd be good for in cases like this would be making useful suggestions for methods that get the job done.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She like keeps using the same or very similar sentence parts over and over again (like "struggling with mental health issues and arthritis/osteowhatever"). I think having such mantras is not a good indicator of a sound mind.

Has Mrs. Roman Reigns actually done anything to advance her wrestling career?

He is an inspiration, shitlord.

Their lives play out inside their heads to a large degree.
So she might think she's actually there yet.

She has dreams, man. She may not even have any idea how to realize those dreams (and will call you a troll if you point out that she only tweets stuff that makes those dreams impossible), but having dreams is half the battle, y'know?

[Guest]

Wonder if his soda addiction doevetailed nicely into his alcohol addiction? Always has to have a bottle in his hands chugging something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe he mixes himself some alcopops, aka soda with booze. Helps get the alcohol past his sensitive taste buds.

[MegaNigger]

Now I would hate being a suicide line operator. The only thing I'd be good for in cases like this would be making useful suggestions for methods that get the job done.

(monotone) "Ma'am, stop, people love you and would miss you and you have so much to live for...." (slightly more upbeat) "Please don't down a bottle of Tylenol PM and chase it with hard liquor and slip painlessly away into death, nobody wants that to happen, so siree!"