Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

The air can't be worse than whatever wafts out of his basement.

[da PAC Nigguh]

How will Noah defeat all of those menacing stop lights in between Illinois and Arizona?

[drisko]

How will Noah defeat all of those menacing stop lights in between Illinois and Arizona?

He'll just ignore them since he doesn't have time to stop, he's too important in his mind.

Or Miles is driving.

[Guest]

I feel for the dog, stuck in a shitty car with Spoony for days on end.

Can't be worse than being stuck with Spoony in his basement for years on end.

[Sieg Zeon]

I feel for the dog, stuck with Spoony for days on end.

Man’s begrudging friend.

[Guest]

Has Mrs. Roman Reigns actually done anything to advance her wrestling career? I'm getting serious Spoony vibes from her. Spoony, as we know, has spent the last decade growing his hair out while waiting for Hollywood to come calling.

[Kugelfisch]

The bitch is a deformed cripple. Watching WWE is the closest she'll ever be to a ring.

[Newhalf]

Their lives play out inside their heads to a large degree.
So she might think she's actually there yet.

[Guest]

There are almost no full body shots of Noah Antwiler. This is one of them.

[Guest]

The absolute level of squalor in that kitchen.

Where's the video? This looks fun.