Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

>career choice
>pro-wrestler
>can't even walk
As Spoon regresses, so does his number one sycophant. Can we have Cuckson back? In comparison, that guy was sane.

Also, how would one go about cooking rice with a microwave and a plastic container? Microwavable rice comes in it's own bag specifically for that and raw rice can't be made in a microwave. I am terribly confused.

im even more confused about the concept of microwaving rice... Microwave takes out all nutrients and besides that cooking rice is the easiest thing on planet earth.

I’m not surprised that a retard can’t figure out how to cook rice. Bitch thinks she’s a wrestler she probably also thinks she’s a gourmet chef.

[RedLine]

It probably wasn't even her rice.

[Kugelfisch]

There's instant rice in a box in North America.

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I'm assuming it's in a microwavable bag inside that box, no?

[RedLine]

Nope. just rice in a box with no bag. 1:45


We do have the rice in microwavable bags too but that "Minute Rice" stuff is pretty popular.

[Kugelfisch]

So I've just watched three videos on how to make minute rice and apparently you can make it in a microwave. Unsurprisingly, you have to put it into a microwave-save bowl. Who would've thought that plastic can't stand boiling water for five minutes, getting nuked on high, right?

[da PAC Nigguh]

Holy shit, this was great! "I had a full five-stage plan ready to take EVERYONE out!" Gave me a good laugh.

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”
-Mike Tyson

[Some Sick Fuck]

Too soon, the Light Rail Avenger is still mourned in these parts.

Holy shit, this was great! "I had a full five-stage plan ready to take EVERYONE out!" Gave me a good laugh.

"My family couldn't handle me!"

Great indeed. We need more nutjobs like that, that's like a real life cuckson, except not morbidly obese cuckanadian blob who just sits around, jerks off to trannies and moderates Spoopy's streams once in a blue moon.

Also, I don't know how much more of the Piss Ogre I can handle. She really makes anyone else look disgustingly normal in comparison. This is the real deal. And it's not pretty.

[Kugelfisch]

I can respect the guy. As stupidly weeb the fuck was and how embarrassing his whole copy pasta "I studied the blade" act was, he was consequent about it.
Dude straight up actually carried a sword everywhere. That's dedication.

I just wouldn't want to be around him. My father was in the Bundeswehr with a guy like that. Decapitated his parents a few years later.

[Guest]

I can respect the guy. As stupidly weeb the fuck was and how embarrassing his whole copy pasta "I studied the blade" act was, he was consequent about it.
Dude straight up actually carried a sword everywhere. That's dedication.

I just wouldn't want to be around him. My father was in the Bundeswehr with a guy like that. Decapitated his parents a few years later.

There was a feral black porno guy (he used to hang out around porno companies so he could masturbate on women's faces, which was the closest he could get to actual sex) who went even crazier and murdered a few people with a katana. They recently made a movie about it called "MOPE." It's utterly repulsive but pretty funny if you treat it like a comedy.

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The Light Rail Avenger's brother released videos of what he said was the LRA having tantrums and freaking out or whatever. Mostly it's just sword autism:

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And a bunch of people in Phoenix living in meth head-like squalor:

But I will always be a Light Rail Avenger Respecter.

[Kugelfisch]

>everything is fine nothing is broken
Yeah I don't know about that, dude.

But it doesn't surprise me that he's the kind of guy to claim that his sword would cut another sword, despite that being obvious bullshit.