Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He faith heals them without being physically present. Just like one of the saints.

Spoony Bum, coming soon to a street corner near you.

Imagine being able to light him on fire while he sleeps under a bridge. I just want to see if he does anything to put the flames out. :lol

He’d burn up tweeting about it.

"I'm in indescribable agony right now. Have been screaming non-stop for the past 2 minutes. I feel like I'm burning alive."

Yeah, isn't it interesting how she always has a personal crisis? People who are like that aren't normal. They're usually borderlines and insane nutters. Even in desperate times, a normal person will seek to create stability and a new normal. They will not share embarrassing, stressful situations with complete strangers. But borderlines crave attention and validation. I'm still very suspicious about what the exact nature of her medical problems are. It smells like bullshit to me.

This becomes especially fun when she makes another motivator tweet, or lectures others.

Well she's not complaining about food anymore...

Give it a few days.

[GitGud]

If cops would show up for an wellness check, they would shoot her. They would think a wild animal broke into her home and ate her, but her face got stuck on the animals head....i mean, look at it. Its not human.

[Guest]

If cops would show up for an wellness check, they would shoot her. They would think a wild animal broke into her home and ate her, but her face got stuck on the animals head....i mean, look at it. Its not human.

No shit. Even if she somehow found the will to lose weight nothing would fix that fugly face... or that mole the size of Detroit, or everything else wrong with her for that matter. The ugly bitch looks like one of those human-animal chimeras some crazy chink scientist cooked up in a secret lab.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think the only one that looks worse is the fatter of the Slaton sisters, mainly because all the fat has deformed her face to the point that she no longer registers as Homo Sapiens.

[Complicity]

"I'm in indescribable agony right now. Have been screaming non-stop for the past 2 minutes. I feel like I'm burning alive."

"It means your pain receptors still work, Boss! That's progress!"

[Guest]

Take your time boss. Your health and well being comes first. Don't rush yourself and burn yourself out! You gotta pace yourself. Wait for those flames to eat a bit of your flesh before you start to drop and roll.

[casual pleb]

I think the only one that looks worse is the fatter of the Slaton sisters, mainly because all the fat has deformed her face to the point that she no longer registers as Homo Sapiens.

That Slaton monster has a boyfriend and they have sex, apparently. Niggers truly would fuck anything. Piss ogre should also find herself a nigger to pay for her food and booze rather than obsessing over Spoony.

[Complicity]

That Slaton monster has a boyfriend and they have sex, apparently. Niggers truly would fuck anything.

Good god, i guess i was wrong when i said there are no men who would fuck Spergling's wife.
That guy apparently is also married with a terminally ill woman, and the hambeast doesn't give a fuck.
Like a good caveman, he lusts after the Venus of Willendorf.

[Guest]

Now we know that Garfield is not the fattest thing that hates Mondays.

[GitGud]

Imagen being invited to a Manhunt on some island by some rich motherfucker. You can make up your tatget between some trees. You line up your shot, get a solid hit and go in to collect your head, only to find a wild boar dressed um in human cloths. At this point you think that your prey lured you in a trap, but then the rich guy shows up and tells you that the thing you shot was indeed human....and that they used her because no one gives a shit about some Pig looking creature they pulled of the street.