Asalieri thread

[sanicvr00m]

https://youtu.be/lVNUwZ0bqQc

It's not just literal whos online that are in danger of facing Asa's wrath anymore...now any business establishment that gives him a lukewarm experience is going to feel his fury

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[rabidtictac]

He's run out of internet nobodies to pick fights with. It's come to this.

The local gas station will be next.

[Guest]

Fuck asa looks like complete shit now, maybe he should get off the fucken internet lose weigh, cut that rats nest he calls a beard and hair and actually not look like a Homeless douchebag

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did he ever look different?

[Le Redditeur]

When he was shitting on Jewwario's upcoming ebegging scam, Assalieri didn't had that disgusting beard.

[Kugelfisch]

https://youtu.be/lVNUwZ0bqQc

It's not just literal whos online that are in danger of facing Asa's wrath anymore...now any business establishment that gives him a lukewarm experience is going to feel his fury

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>Asalieri
>talking shit about anybody's wife
<married to some retard, inbred trash that's just one chromosome short of being a downie

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well, he's the same kind of genius who uploaded tons of videos and photos of his special needs family, only to go apeshit when his detractors decided to make fun of them.

He's more or less the DSP of e-drama: Autistically obsessed with it despite having zero skill or self-awareness.

[rabidtictac]

Well, he's the same kind of genius who uploaded tons of videos and photos of his special needs family, only to go apeshit when his detractors decided to make fun of them.

I never understood that either. I assume it's an ego thing. He used to mock people using his family, by saying they were kissless virgins and he was a successful family man by comparison. But then if you ever pointed out his wife was fat (a lot more so now) and not attractive, he would immediately throw a fit.

He would call other people fat or insult their looks, but if you mentioned his obesity, he didn't like it at all.

I never bothered insulting his kids, but I bet he'd go nuts over that too. Lel you shouldn't put them on camera if you don't want people talking shit. You also shouldn't be the first one to talk shit about others if you don't want them talking shit about you.

[Guest]

Kissless virgins are the master race. I'm immune to criticism because I don't have a fatwife or a lil' waterhead.

[Guest]

Ah, Asalieri, a.k.a. Eric Gaede, a man who is nearly 40 yet lives in a house with his mom, his fat fucking slob of a wife Randi (more on her later) and their two children. It’s funny how a man who is pseudo-intellectual lets any potential he has be squandered in the name of internet infamy. Oh boy, where do I begin?

I guess I’ll start with my experience with Eric, a narcissistic sociopath who would rather start needless drama than do anything productive with his time. Like I said, he lives with his mom (who is not shown in videos) who babies the pathetic manchild, even going so far as to buy him an expensive gaming rig because his laptop failed. Gotta play that League of Legends and make those YouTube videos and Streams though. But what do you expect from a man who sleeps most of the day and stays up all night doing whatever inane shit he does, whether that be being an e-thug or blowing his legion of idiot fanboys. Makes sense when you don’t have a job either and would rather stay on social media 24/7

I can say that the man cannot take criticism, at all, he hates being called anything, even if it’s not directed at him, but being the vain fatass he is, he’ll make anything said by anyone and spin it into someone talking about him. So if you have him as a friend on Facebook, mind what you say because he will take it personally. Why? I have no idea but I guess he lives with the delusion that the world revolves around him.

He also isn’t above blackmail, as he saves and archives every interaction he has with anyone because he’s so paranoid that everyone and their mother is out to get him, perhaps if he didn’t make enemies of nearly everyone he interacts with this wouldn’t be an issue. On top of the blackmail, he also isn’t above stalking and harassment, as evidenced with Kyle in the past, but if he can’t get to you, he’ll start harassing your immediate family or anyone close to you, try to get them to side with him through manipulation, fabrication of what he sees as ‘evidence’ extremely bad doctoring of screenshots. He’ll threaten to ‘expose’ you to the world if you don’t comply with his demands as if he’s some kind of middle school bully, but anyone with half a brain would be able to see through the smoke he blows, considering his history as a pathological liar, as well as a passive-aggressive pansy.

Did I also mention he’s a furfag? I wish I was making this up:


Yet he’s made fun of furries here:


Hypocrite much? Fucking hell, how times change. Like when he shat on Hellsing for the longest time, making fun of him at every turn, every chance he got, making 6 or so videos just on him alone. Then one day, Hellsing dies and all of a sudden he flipflops, making a stream about him, then calling others vultures for making videos dedicated to his memory. I personally never knew the guy so while I was surprised, I was kind of neutral toward it, the loss of life sucks but no one’s attitude can just dramatically shift like that unless they’re trying to be manipulative, duplicitous pieces of shit.

Dude is also a fucking coward, have you ever noticed how, in any interaction he has with anyone, whether with judekhanzo (who is friends with him again oddly enough) jfreedan, hellsing, or anyone else for that matter, that he never engages them one on one? Because he’s too much of a coward to do so, he always has to have backup, and will always find a way to tear you down. Why? Because he knows none of his shit will hold up and he’ll always get destroyed, not that he already doesn’t with all of the fucking shit that comes out of his mouth.

That’s as much as I’m willing to talk about as far as Eric is concerned, he just needs to fade into obscurity and fucking stay there, and instead of being on the internet all the fucking time, he should fucking put his time into being a parent (in any capacity), find a job with which to support said family rather than relying on fucking welfare and his mother’s income and STERILIZE THAT FUCKING SHITHOLE OF A HOUSE he lives in.

As per his wife, what can I say other than she’s a college dropout whose only claim to fame is terrible fucking fanfiction:
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4046086/Mama-Bunny

And even more terrible art:
https://suzuriheinze.deviantart.com/(Stopped, due to being called out for tracing)
https://duchessofmalkuth.deviantart.com/

She’s also the one responsible for designing his infamous Truco cards, as well as the perlers which she stopped doing after a few months because she just can’t seem to stay on track.

Who is absolutely obsessed with Final Fantasy, hell anything that can help her escape from the cold reality she fucking thrust herself into. Living vicariously through self-inserts in which she has sex with people other than her husband. She’s also really into S&M where she is the submissive, and judging from that collar in an earlier linked stream it seems she has a new master, wonder who the unlucky fool she’s cheating on him with this time is. To add to what someone said earlier about being a ‘fat tranny’ well she’s had fantasies about transitioning so that’s not far off in the slightest.

That aside, she’s just as bad as Eric, just as manipulative, highly opinionated, despite her claiming she has autism (she’s an aspie at best), carries a ‘holier than thou’ (a la Eric) and pretty much destroys any community she gets herself involved in. She has no real loyalties to anyone other than people who have the patience to kiss all of the increasing mass of her ass. Other than that, unless you can give her something that she can use, she won’t even bother with you at all, but I guess being ‘original’ comes at a price eh?

She’s obsessed with video games and spends pretty much all of her time playing them while other people are being productive members of society, otherwise, she’s doing something involving video games, whether writing about them or whatever the fuck she does.

She’s also a furfag much like her husband, but I get the feeling that this is a ruse as she has a ‘flavor of the month’ mentality when it comes to anything as you will see in anything she does. She constantly changes obsessions, and shits on anyone that mentions one of her past flings.

These are two people who wear so many false masks it’s unbelievable, and all in the name of getting attention and starting needless drama. I really hope karma makes them answer for the shit they continuously do to people.