Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I wonder how his works compare to the works of Spanish Sperg

You mean the former works of Spanish Sperg. This is his last video until he's re-united with the love of his life in SPAIN!



> when the hair on your back is longer than the hair on your head

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's a true silverback

Several questions:

• How exactly is your peaceful protestor dino lady supposed to impress what I assume to be a cosmic destroyer? That blue bedsheet dino is gonna bail her out with violence, right?
• The most powerful female character in the history of literature? Even Linkara would tell you to keep your ego in check.
• Everyone knows the most powerful female character in the history of literature is and will always be Godoka, Moe Goddess of Hope. Or Devilmura, Goddess of Yuri. It is hard to properly measure the power level of such beings. Also I have no idea if there is a manga adaptation with Devilmura
• Also I'm pretty sure you won't win any awards for female empowerment with fucking dinosaurs and dragons. The only non-human females to ever become iconic or quintessential for womxn everywhere are Mrs. Pac-Man and Miss Piggy, and I don't think your creations come even close to these stronk sex goddesses

Also, Jesus isn't the only God that shows up; Loki and other Norse Gods are also in it. I have no idea how he connects all of this shit to talking dinosaurs.

Jesus is not God. Or he actually is, depending on what kind of Christianity we're talking about.
And I assume the Rapture turned everyone into dinosaurs or something.

[Guest]

Jesus is not God. Or he actually is, depending on what kind of Christianity we're talking about.

Nigga practically every denomination believes in the Holy Trinity. The only ones that don't are the Christian cults like the Mormons or the Jehovah's Witnesses i.e not real Christians, who believe he's an X-Man or something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, he did show clear example of mutant powers. None of them fit for fighting Magneto (unless you want to drown him in fish and wine), but still.

[Vaporwear]

Well the dude can draw ok.

It’s just that he’s drawing retarded shit.

Maybe he should just draw porn. At least it wouldn’t be as retarded.

[Vaporwear]

I mean, he did show clear example of mutant powers. None of them fit for fighting Magneto (unless you want to drown him in fish and wine), but still.

Drowning in fish and wine sounds like a hella good if stinky time honestly.

[Vaporwear]

Like, could we get Buddha to take the fish and make sushi? That be hella cool, sipping on some Jesus wine and eating some hella fresh Buddha sushi.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sushi is for Amterasu-no-Okami to make.

Well the dude can draw ok.

It’s just that he’s drawing retarded shit.

Not sure about that. This "Azure" dino/dragon thing seems to have the exact same expression in every bit of promo art. That dino of peace also looks rather derpy, imo.

[Guest]

I mean, he did show clear example of mutant powers. None of them fit for fighting Magneto (unless you want to drown him in fish and wine), but still.

Didn't he resurrect people (and not just himself, either)? As well heal a paralysed man and control the fucking weather? Magneto ain't got shit on Jesus

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Wait a sec... he actually did resurrect people. Shitty Bible mangaka, spoiling his ability long before his own resurrection.