Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

Finding a well-constructed house in the suburbs built in 2002 isn't impossible but you have to know your shit or hire someone who does. A 4 bedroom McMansion in a subdivision in Aurora, though, I'd expect that everything in the walls has gone to shit.

This business is so weird. This is a huge house in a great area and it's practically made out of cardboard. You go into some fucked up ghetto nearby and you see Tyrone and LuQueesha and their 17 kids living in these old rundown buildings from the 1930 built by Polish, German and Czech immigrants with gorgeous stonework and built so good they'll last forever.

My house is almost 100 years old and it doesn't have any structural problems in the least, in fact we're gonna put in a back door here in the next few weeks. Only thing that sucks about buying a old home is the fact that you gotta worry about shit like lead paint and asbestos but those can be removed or covered up. Buying a new home is a giant meme when in reality land and location is the most important thing.

[Guest]

Again, highly distressing. I'm getting soul cooking with Podesta vibes here. You can't prove anything but you just know you're seeing a very disturbed and condemnable person doing something awful.
This may read like I'm reaching but you instinctively know I'm somehow correct.

I really think he's just a turbo autist, although you're probably right about him beating his dick to his OCs

[Singh'sSpot]

I get why Noah has that long, disgusting hair, it's because he's a fan of Highlander and wants to look like Connor Mccleod and is hoping to be cast in a new Highlander flick if there is one being made, thing is Connor kept his hair nice and clean and this fucker has his all messy and greasy, and smelly too no doubt.

[Cuckara]

Again, highly distressing. I'm getting soul cooking with Podesta vibes here. You can't prove anything but you just know you're seeing a very disturbed and condemnable person doing something awful.
This may read like I'm reaching but you instinctively know I'm somehow correct.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Neela and The Destroyer of Worlds: An Answer to Every Question.

Also, here's more insanity:

>#bookofthecentury


And it turns out he's a fucking janitor:

[RedLine]

What are the Muslim dinosaurs peacefully protesting? The leadership of the cosmic dragons? The cause must not be very popular considering only the pink one is there.
And we've established that dinosaurs wear normal clothes so that blue one is nude except for its hijab/bedsheet?

[Guest]

>literally a dinosaur of peace

[Kugelfisch]

>that dino shit
Absolutely psychotic. I hope his neighbours keep loaded guns on hand at all times. This one's going to snap next election.


I have been letting my hair grow for about a year now. It's not as long as his but I can tell you that he hasn't been washing his hai for at least a week - and that's every single time we've seen him in years.
What are the odds of him being unwashed for a week plus every time he streams but otherwise washes regularly? I bet he goes for several weeks in between showers. He also has not washed any clothes since April, nor changed his bed sheets.

Why bother washing when the entire house smells of dog piss, right?

[Cuckara]

>Jesus shows up in the novel
This guy is completely insane. I've barely scratched the surface of his twitter and I've already found tweets that indicate he's some sort of egomaniac Christian hippy and his book addresses inequality, spirituality, science (he seems to be both a creationist and a I Fucking Love Science type pseudo-nerd), and the end of the world. What's hilarious is he's putting all of this shit into a children's novel about talking dinosaurs. Also, Jesus isn't the only God that shows up; Loki and other Norse Gods are also in it. I have no idea how he connects all of this shit to talking dinosaurs.

[Guest]

I wonder how his works compare to the works of Spanish Sperg

[Guest]

> cleaning toilets for a living
> IQ of 181
> Ultra mega autist

I am pretty sure that's probably not even him in the photo. One or more things from the above would not be true if that was him in the photo.