Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

He is exactly where he deserves to be.

[Guest]

What's his Avengers Endgame here? He can't really believe April will come back to a fat flaccid drunk with no job and no house.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's just blaming April for everything in a more low-key and sympathetic way than "She mentally abused me 24/7".

[Newhalf]

Honestly, I still don't believe she can.

[da PAC Nigguh]

"you have to stop wallowing in self-pity and actually put the work in making your situation better"

Is this Liquid Rachel? Because this sounds like the kind of things those evil insta-block trolls would tell him.

[Guest]

She's just parroting what people have told her about her life.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Honestly, I still don't believe she can.

Why? Just because every tweet of hers that isn't primarily about Spoony is about how her whole life is about to fall apart due to reasons completely out of her control? Or because of her recent Suicide Saga that lasted for all of one tweet (and was totally not a desparate attempt to get noticed by senpai) ?

[Guest]

"April meant everything ot me. Nothing will ever replace her."

Still backpedaling on muh emotional abuse, are we ?

He's literally incapable of love because he's that self-absorbed and never cared for her. She was a fuck buddy early on and a maid later on.

[Sieg Zeon]

The truth is Spoony is in an Evangelion style coma, and the moment he admits he’s a loser and starts to change he’ll wake up and all of his followers will be there to congratulate him.

So this



But the waifus are replaced by Spanish Sperg, Rachel the Warthog, Cuckson and a vast assortment of troons.

Yeah i would rather take the End of Evangelion take the end of Devilman kill myself.

NEETon Genitals Spoonygelion is bad enough without end happening. This is why the spoony experiment truly is.

Heh, I just imagined the rapid fire credits of the series and one word being betrayal!

Also the guy who played Snow in the FF13 review was Slaver Brian.

[casual pleb]

He doesn't deserve shit.
April put him through so much crap! Remember that one time, when she low-key suggested that he maybe should do some work, so they wouldn't lose the house? Oh the horror!