Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Guest]

Who wants to RP as Justin there?!

See if you can get her to cyber fake Jewario while RPing as that Mantis chick. It'd be the sexiest thing to come out of Channel Awesome. Come on Kaylyn, we know your cuck husbando is neglecting you and you're secretly into some freaky shit.

[Kugelfisch]

It's funny. Take LUPA, Vamp Girl, and Marzgurl and besides the asexual thing what else do they have in common?

They are all so unfuckable, even they themselves agree. You forgot PushingAwayDicks.

[pibbs]

As far as I know PushingupNoses ain't got a man.

[Kugelfisch]

As far as I know PushingupNoses ain't got a man.

Neither do the other three. Heeeyyyooooooo!

[MrPopperBanks]

They surround themselves with guys suffering from Peter Pan syndrome, no wonder they're unfuckable asexuals. None of them have had an alpha male in their lives.

[Guest]

They surround themselves with guys suffering from Peter Pan syndrome, no wonder they're unfuckable asexuals. None of them have had an alpha male in their lives.

Sadly, not since Jewario died. There was a man who knew how to grab life by the cunt.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Asexuality is like the lazy man's special snowflake badge. All you have to do is nothing!

[Tony Schiavone]

For a woman, it's easy because youre signaling that you want a masculine guy to come in and be a big hero to convert you to the joy of sex.

For a man, it's pretty much a white flag to life.

[Kugelfisch]

For a man, it's pretty much a white flag to life.

It's the equivalent to somebody deflecting racism by claiming to have black friends. "I'm not an incel! I'm asexual."

[Guest]

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin in your 30s