Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mrvshreds]

Looking back, I'm certain April wrote a bunch of those patreon posts where "spoony" was pretending to work on new content. Noah would never say phrases like "wild content", "my peeps" or "monkey topics". So her plan was to bullshit the fans to buy some time and keep the patreon from dropping and then try to goad Spoons into making content. Then at some point she realized he's hopeless and gave up and just became his distant upstairs neighbor until the foreclosure notice hit.

This would mean she mentally checked out of the relationship in late 2016 and stuck around until 2019.

https://i.redd.it/86813p9xtc2z.jpg

[Guest]

Could that explain why he seems to hate Trump so much? Trump was once on a wrassling match and even shaved Vince's head, no?

He hates Trump because he's been told to. Same as most people who hate Trump

[Vaporwear]

I'm in Spoony's boat. Pretty much a depressed NEET with no hopes or dreams.
I've never been a big drinker but lately I've been turning to booze just to keep myself going.
But unlike Spoony, I don't really blame anyone else for my position. I know that it's all on me.
I just can't find any glimmer of hope to try to turn things around

That’s fine go pull an Auli and die I have no sympathy for trash losers who give up just because shit got too hard. And fuck your boo-hoo moping that shit is for losers.

[Vaporwear]

Looking back, I'm certain April wrote a bunch of those patreon posts where "spoony" was pretending to work on new content. Noah would never say phrases like "wild content", "my peeps" or "monkey topics". So her plan was to bullshit the fans to buy some time and keep the patreon from dropping and then try to goad Spoons into making content. Then at some point she realized he's hopeless and gave up and just became his distant upstairs neighbor until the foreclosure notice hit.

This would mean she mentally checked out of the relationship in late 2016 and stuck around until 2019.

https://i.redd.it/86813p9xtc2z.jpg

We all figured this out years ago. It’s clear April tried to right the ship at some point and made some posts urging people to stick around for “wild content” that never came. Like I said before she was a shrinking violet who wanted someone to take care of her and didn’t expect that she would have to force him to make videos, she just wasn’t the right person to take on such a monumental task.

[Guest]

That’s fine go pull an Auli and die I have no sympathy for trash losers who give up just because shit got too hard.

So I take it you have no sympathy for your hair for giving up because it was just too hard to stay onto your head?

[MegaNigger]

That’s fine go pull an Auli and die I have no sympathy for trash losers who give up just because shit got too hard.

So I take it you have no sympathy for your hair for giving up because it was just too hard to stay onto your head?

Guest posting is love, guest posting is life.

[Sieg Zeon]

Edit: Found it, enjoy.

Well? A link perhaps?

Shitposting and spam

[Some Sick Fuck]

He hates Trump because he's been told to. Same as most people who hate Trump

Not impossible, after all, this is the guy that's been cucked into submission by Granny Lupa, the person who has stabbed him in the back multiple times, so being pressured into such opinions by a vagina is entirely plausable. However, the influence wasn't coming from Orcil and that would have to be a mighty stockholm syndrom to last for years and years.

No, I still think it's more like he really thinks he would do a better job and is probably threatened by Trump's behaviour, where orange man acts like a Chad and does whatever he wants under pressure, while Noah is a complete pussy, sitting in a puddle of his piss in his (not anymore soon) basement.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also, if spoony can afford napkins, he can afford food. So I don't want to hear shit about him being hungry because "oh, there's no food in the house!" Just admit you're too fucking lazy to go to the grocery store, spoons. I already know you're not paying rent.

Tbf, I don't think he specified whether the lack of food is because of money or #depression.
Considering he whines way more often about how he just can't channel enough mental energy to perform even the most basic of tasks, I always assumed the latter.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Looking back, I'm certain April wrote a bunch of those patreon posts where "spoony" was pretending to work on new content. Noah would never say phrases like "wild content", "my peeps" or "monkey topics". So her plan was to bullshit the fans to buy some time and keep the patreon from dropping and then try to goad Spoons into making content. Then at some point she realized he's hopeless and gave up and just became his distant upstairs neighbor until the foreclosure notice hit.

This would mean she mentally checked out of the relationship in late 2016 and stuck around until 2019.

https://i.redd.it/86813p9xtc2z.jpg

Yep. This was around the same time she arranged for Doge to come over and try to get Spoony making videos as well. All they could manage was that shitty Ecto Cooler vid. Guessing after that she completely gave up.