Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

I'm in Spoony's boat. Pretty much a depressed NEET with no hopes or dreams.

Were you always a miserable failure or did you have a house/girlfriend/professional success and then decide you were too sad to keep any of that going? The second one puts you in "Spoony's boat". If it is the former then you are more of a "8-bit Mickey's boat" and being a general sad sack is way more common.

[Guest]

Spoony has a tweet for everything. He confirms he is not Jewish:

https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 1792785410

I've never been a big drinker but lately I've been turning to booze just to keep myself going.

Get off that poison sauce now if you know what's best for you. You don't want to turn into Spoony. In fact treat Spoons as the literal opposite of what you want to become. If Spoony did X you do the opposite.

[MegaNigger]

Spoony has a tweet for everything. He confirms he is not Jewish:

https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 1792785410

I've never been a big drinker but lately I've been turning to booze just to keep myself going.

Get off that poison sauce now if you know what's best for you. You don't want to turn into Spoony. In fact treat Spoons as the literal opposite of what you want to become. If Spoony did X you do the opposite.

Das rite! Like how Spoony made $5000 a month making internet funny videos about shitty movies of which there are an unlimited amount? Work a 9-5 until you're 70 years old at $2800 a month.

[ban]

Das rite! Like how Spoony made $5000 a month making internet funny videos about shitty movies of which there are an unlimited amount? Work a 9-5 until you're 70 years old at $2800 a month.

>Work 9-5
>For 2.800 a FUCKING MONTH
>In euros its aproximately 2.360
>MFW I'm working for not even half the money
>MFW if I was making that fucking much each month I'd not only be living perfectly fine, with billth taken extra care but also have money for a call girl visit each week and afford a monthly membership at a gym instead of hunting for yearly discounts
Fuck this universe.

[Complicity]

I believe it was a CPAP mask at a doctor's waiting room.

Pretty sure the picture was the real scam.
It was small and showed his mug with a plastic tube inside his nose and a white wall in the background.
Back then he was still preoccupied with convincing the Cucksons that he was terminally ill, so he would keep their money without doing shit.
He never had any disease, depression included.

He was a narc, he didn't want to dance like the monkey he is for a bunch of freaks like Rachel and Jizzon, and he thought Orcril would take care of him for the rest of his life.
Because he was Spoony with a capital S and he deserves it.

[MegaNigger]

Well I've accumulated management experience over the years and I learn every role at whatever company I work for so I move up despite only being a high school graduate. You just have to be respectful, work hard, and learn shit. People over complicate everything and treat work as something that NEEDS to be significant or its slavery and oppression. No bitch, you give time, you get money for shit you need and shit you enjoy. Work is work.

[Guest]

Were you always a miserable failure or did you have a house/girlfriend/professional success and then decide you were too sad to keep any of that going? The second one puts you in "Spoony's boat". If it is the former then you are more of a "8-bit Mickey's boat" and being a general sad sack is way more common.

Fair enough. Yeah always been a miserable failure.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I just can't find any glimmer of hope to try to turn things around

Just buy a waifu pillow.

[MegaNigger]

Were you always a miserable failure or did you have a house/girlfriend/professional success and then decide you were too sad to keep any of that going? The second one puts you in "Spoony's boat". If it is the former then you are more of a "8-bit Mickey's boat" and being a general sad sack is way more common.

Fair enough. Yeah always been a miserable failure.

Sir, I know I'm just some nigger on a shit posting site dedicated to e celebrity filth, but you need to find Jesus, get a hooker, lift a weight, or eat better, or all of the above and try to use life as an opportunity and not a curse. Don't be Spoony, don't cave to danger hairs, don't be a cuck. The only time it's too late is when you choose it to be.

[Guest]

I'm in Spoony's boat. Pretty much a depressed NEET with no hopes or dreams.
I've never been a big drinker but lately I've been turning to booze just to keep myself going.
But unlike Spoony, I don't really blame anyone else for my position. I know that it's all on me.
I just can't find any glimmer of hope to try to turn things around

If these threads don't motivate you then I don't know what to say. What do you have going for you? Do you have two of what most humans have two of? Swing a hammer you lazy nigger.