Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

He said that the VCR golf game was the last time he was truly happy and that was years ago. So even with his orc maid he wasnt truly happy this few years?

The infamous depression tweet was in 2016, after they moved in. He's been moping in his sad-cave since 2014 and he's been a mopey mess since like 2010. The spark seems to have been Scarlett leaving him and if I had to guess the meds he's been on made him worse than before. Then he gets malnourished and becomes a drunk so he's in the feedback loop where he feels miserable and he just makes it worse.

https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 2329115648

[MegaNigger]

He said that the VCR golf game was the last time he was truly happy and that was years ago. So even with his orc maid he wasnt truly happy this few years?

Yes. It's what we've all known since like 2015. But we always knew he was a narc prick, so really it should've fallen into place much sooner.

[Guest]

It would be so much easier if he just killed himself, i know it wont happen, but it also wont stop me from hopping that one day he would stream his shotgun lobotomy.

JUSTIN WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Guest]

Nutritional deficiencies, alcoholism, or COVID are the most likely causes of his demise. He will likely move back with Miles before his deficiencies kill him, and alcoholism takes decades to die from. COVID is the most likely cause, and with Miles out there as a police officer interacting with people it's likely.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How can he get COVID if he nevers leaves his basement?

Breaking News: Spoony has left the house. Repeat: Spoony has left the house. This is how we know the situation is dire.

https://twitter.com/TheSpoonyOne/status ... 5227502597

Spoony selfie or it didn't happen. Photos of Oreo are not enough as he has a tendency to reuse years-old photos of that doggie (originally made by April, of course).

[Guest]

How can he get COVID if he nevers leaves his basement?

He supposedly left his house to walk his dog, and if he lives with Miles he could get it from him. So if he stays in his house alone he'll die of malnutrition or scurvy, but if he goes with Miles he dies of COVID.

Spoony selfie or it didn't happen. Photos of Oreo are not enough as he has a tendency to reuse years-old photos of that doggie (originally made by April, of course).

For a guy on his phone he seems to never take any damn pictures!

[casual pleb]

My bet is that he dreamed about going outside in his drunken slumber.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think the last time he made a photo of himself was in a waiting room, and that was probably only because he was wearing a mask (years before Corona made it cool).

[Hollowwarrior]

I think the last time he made a photo of himself was in a waiting room, and that was probably only because he was wearing a mask (years before Corona made it cool).

I believe it was a CPAP mask at a doctor's waiting room. I checked his twitter search but couldn't find that specific image. I did find many messages of Noah complaining about them being a scam that doesn't work. Also turns out he had many tweets discussing his big "jew Nose". Unclear if he means it is like Jew's nose or if he is admitting to being Jewish. The only confirmed background we have for the Antwiler's is that they're Baptists from the South and it's not clear what European nation they come from.

https://twitter.com/search?q=CPAP%20(fr ... ery&f=live

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22jew%20n ... ery&f=live

[Guest]

I'm in Spoony's boat. Pretty much a depressed NEET with no hopes or dreams.
I've never been a big drinker but lately I've been turning to booze just to keep myself going.
But unlike Spoony, I don't really blame anyone else for my position. I know that it's all on me.
I just can't find any glimmer of hope to try to turn things around