Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

Also this is one of his finest "Woe is me"-tweets. Really letting his creative juices flow once more

This is also him bitching about some shit that every adult learns how to do. Spoonyone needs to prioritize tasks? No shit so does everyone else, this is a basic part of life that no one is exempt from, Spoony included. This fucker is throwing up every bullshit excuse he can think of for why he doesn’t do anything. Motherfucker is telling us that he’s been paralyzed for years by mundane tasks like paying the billth, eating, and working his “job”. The way he depicts it he’s being victimized by a society that expects him to be responsible for himself. Instead this Peter Pan Wannabe motherfucker wants someone to take care of him for the entirety of his life because life itself is too hard for Spoonyone the Avatar, Lord of Tekken and King of Chess. This fucker used to talk a good game about being a badass but crumbled in the face of minor shit like a couple chicks dumping him and not having parents around to wipe his ass every day.

Spoony is the ultimate example of an entitled millennial that never expected to have to grow up and face reality.

[Vaporwear]

To be fair, it was a stupid suggestion.

All suggestions are stupid because spoony’s not gonna listen to anyone anyway and will respond by being a snarky asshole instead.

Also notice he ignored the part where he also suggested that he should get the fuck out of his house. That part he can’t be a snarky asshole at because it’s legit good advice, so instead he’s gonna pretend he didn’t see it.

Also, spoony should do some drugs, he’s a whiny piece of shit anyway some acid or weed or meth might actually help, or help kill him, either is acceptable.

[Guest]

Everybody's talking about how he blames rApril for his problems, but I'm honestly more angered by his continual use of JewWario as his excuse for why he's a miserable sack of shit. It's provably false emotionally manipulative bullshit and it's especially infuriating because Spoons, like everyone else at CA, barely knew the guy. If they had known the guy, it wouldn't have come as a surprise to them A) that he was a molester and B) that he offed himself because he was scared of getting caught

[Guest]

Speaking of April, what's her real name? It's not "von lon". I cannot remember where I have seen it, probably in one of Noah's eviction legal papers, but her real name is out there somewhere. Maybe in one of her very early videos? We could use it to find her on Twitter again. Her real name is more like "April Lon<something>" iirc

[Guest]

Speaking of April, what's her real name?

A simple search is all you had to do

Real name is Lonski. A people lookup site has an April Lonski living in Spoony's house.

[Guest]

Speaking of April, what's her real name?

A simple search is all you had to do

Real name is Lonski. A people lookup site has an April Lonski living in Spoony's house.

Thank you guest

[pibbs]

Look who's jumping into that cesspool.

[Guest]

Doing some digging, on beenverified.com and apparently Noah is using some weird @cwix.com email domain

Noah Antwiler , 39
480-986-****
ant***@cwix.com

[Guest]

Look who's jumping into that cesspool.

Kek

[Le Redditeur]

"Fuck off, nigger!" - Liquid has to say it, because Sploopy will never be that based.