Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

It's fun to compare his siblings success to Noah's failure. He's the black sheep of the family while the rest are top tier normies. His brother's wife has also published an e-book you can read on amazon. Nothing special, but it's just amusing since Noah has always said he's gonna write a book, or write scripts, and nothing ever comes of these projects.

[Guest]

Am I on Kiwi Farms rn? Why the fuck is this thread posting pics of his family? Miles, sure, he puts her myself out there and was part of the show. But the other siblings taht aren't part of Noah's bullshit, hey the fuck am I seeing their mugs?

Which one of Boss's minions are you?

[Guest]

You can imagine the kind of meetings and discussions they've had. I grew up in that kind of family -- went from rural to working class in a generation or two -- and after age 18 the rules were you had to work or go to school if you wanted to live there. Now imagine having to do that with your 40 year old brother. These do not seem like the type of people who are going to take #depression as the magic bullet that explains everything.

Then imagine the awkward phone calls with Noah. "So have you thought about... getting a job?" And he's crying about April. "But when she was there... did you think about getting a job?"

[Liar Revealed]

I don't know what kind of work he could do. The only skills he has is video editing, but he couldn't even do that for himself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They could test drugs on him.

[Cucksonjin]

Well, He did reviewed that Wendy's training video allá those years ago ...
I Would put him on the drive trough or the register though.

[Guest]

I don't know what kind of work he could do. The only skills he has is video editing, but he couldn't even do that for himself.

Editing amateur youtube videos in 2014 was probably a dicey resumé entry anyway but it's useless now. He's qualified to put things on shelves, take money behind bulletproof glass, etc. It's not the future he wanted but it's the future he made.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I don't know what kind of work he could do. The only skills he has is video editing, but he couldn't even do that for himself.

Digging ditches. And after he passes out from working hard for 5 minutes, they can bury him in one of them.

[Liar Revealed]

He's going to resist any kind of physical labor. He'll claim his myriad of ailments as an excuse. Who knows, maybe some of it is true.

And could you picture this asshole trying to do customer service?

I honestly don't know what he's going to do. Who is going to hire a 40 year old that has never worked a day in his life?

[Guest]

If he does customer service he will meekly bow his head and do nothing but his job. Internet tough guys are internet tough guys because it's the only place they can talk shit and not get challenged for it. In real life he would get slapped in the mouth if he said half the stuff he says to his own fans on twitter.