Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Who aged worse? Brendan Fraser or Spoony?

One looks like an alcoholic bag woman. The other is Brendan Fraser.

[Some Sick Fuck]

What a weird question. Fraser did some amazing movies, so even if he was dead, he still leaves behind a great legacy. Spoopy leaves behind a lone survivor, the branch!

[da PAC Nigguh]

The last time I saw Brendan Fraser was in that weird movie about sick kids with Harrison Ford that felt like a Lifetime Original Movie.

[Guest]

What a weird question. Fraser did some amazing movies, so even if he was dead, he still leaves behind a great legacy.

His legacy as the JUST man will let him live in meme Valhalla forever.

[Vaporwear]

Who aged worse? Brendan Fraser or Spoony?

One looks like an alcoholic bag woman. The other is Brendan Fraser.

It sucks what happened to Brendan Fraser, apparently his whore ex-wife fucked his whole life up and took all his money, no wonder he lost all his hair and could barely function as a human being for like a decade. But he bounced back. He starred in some TV shows I haven’t watched, he’s in that capeshit show that’s on HBO’s streaming services, he’s trying to pick up the pieces, he’s trying.

I’d say he still aged much better than Antwhiler. Antwhiler completely gave up and went from normal looking average-tier dude in 2015 to a bloated pale-skinned greasy melted goblin by 2020. It took 5 years for him to deteriorate into something that isn’t actually a human anymore.

If I were Miles I’d just shoot him in the head. He’s a cop, I’m sure he can fake a botched robbery and get away with it, no one would question him about it. Who would press charges, his family? I bet everyone in that family loves Miles and none of them give a shit about Noah, they’d quietly let it go.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm pretty sure Brendan's current fanbase is noticably less degenerate than Spoony's. Most are.

I bet everyone in that family loves Miles and none of them give a shit about Noah, they’d quietly let it go.

I betcha Noah is the awkward member of the family that everyone silently agreed to never bring up during family gatherings.

[Guest]

Oh, you fucking Jewish thot, I don't need to mention how fucking terrible this year has been, so please, pretty please, so do not fuck this shit up; finish off Patreon for good. I think we all need at least this victory in such terrible times.

Don't make me start liking her again.

[Le Redditeur]

Brendan Fraser arguably was surpassed in the JUST department by Johnny Depp.

[Sieg Zeon]

I think we can come up with something better for him.

Grow up, faggot!

Here’s a gun.

[GuestWrong]

Stop whining, cockgoblin.