Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Ironically, patreon's death would probably get Spoony's sycophants exactly what they want; more content. Of course, that content would be unedited streams, but if patreon dies, then Spoony will be forced to do something. I mean, without his patreon bucks, he won't have money for food, and he's too lazy and too dependent on junk food to get meals from a local soup kitchen.

You seriously overestimate Spoony

[Cuckara]

Then I guess Spoony will die of starvation.

[Guest]

I've been in a major funk lately, over much of the same stuff that's been bothering me for a year. I failed at graduate school and since then I've been in a total slump. It's been two years and I can't find a job. I can't even get an interview anymore, and it's getting to the point where I'm becoming a serious burden to everyone involved in my life. And I know this. I'm feeling like a real loser, and living at home at the age of 26 with no steady work and no bright prospects in sight pretty much confirms it.

My creative output has been slow and relatively poor lately, and I'll be the first to admit that. I can't seem to get a grip on my own life. I can't find work, I can't get out of this house, and not to put too fine a point on it, If I told you how long it's been since I've touched a woman that wasn't Wes' mother it'd make you fucking weep.

I don't know. Somewhere along the line I got this stupid thought that maybe this writing reviews about goofy movies thing would pay off somehow. I tried pitching myself to magazines and getting a steady editorial job. I think I really deluded myself into thinking this was anything but a hobby and nothing would ever really come of it. The only job I have right now is at Kenzer & Company as a freelancer that nets me $55 a month, and that's only until Dave finds someone to replace me, and according to his criteria, I don't think that'll be too hard. So now I'm sitting on a website without much of a future and a negative income, a pile of game reviews, and a bunch of magazine articles that don't amount to anything. I have fans, and friends here. I'm not minimizing that. I love you guys, and I don't expect a thing out of you. But fans don't get me an apartment, and they don't send me paychecks. And so far the female Spoony groupies ain't battering down my door.

So here I am. I have a stagnant Computer Science degree, a bad resume, no work experience to speak of, and a highly caustic personality. I spent so much time trying to land a job I'd like, I can't even get a job that I hate. (Apparently there's no market for angry movie critics who bitch about twenty year old NES games) And now I'm whining about it like a fucking emo to you guys about it. I'm really at the end of my rope here. I'm not sure what to do anymore.

Dated 2007-03-22

Original link to his old live journal: https://spoonyone.livejournal.com/?skip=100

Thought I’d post this only because I found it fascinating. At this point it’s not funny, or even unbelievable anymore. It’s just sad. Kinda pathetically sad. Poetry rhyming doesn’t even factor into this. There is no repeating pattern. He never left 2007 and we’re just staring into some fucked up break in space-time.

[Guest]

"been since I've touched a woman that wasn't Wes' mother"

Wes' mother? IDGI?

Anyway, I'm in Spoony's boat right now. I'm a total NEET, no job, no prospects, living off the last of my savings.
Spend most of my day rotting in bed, playing vidya, with the curtains drawn.
I don't see the point of anything. As soon as the money runs out, I'll probably an hero.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There are still waifus, guest.

Thought I’d post this only because I found it fascinating. At this point it’s not funny, or even unbelievable anymore. It’s just sad. Kinda pathetically sad. Poetry rhyming doesn’t even factor into this. There is no repeating pattern. He never left 2007 and we’re just staring into some fucked up break in space-time.

Yup. It's what I keep thinking about when reading his tweets. He's stuck in a mental Groundhog Day loop. The only thing that differs are the exact nuances of his excuses and rants.

Then I guess Spoony will die of starvation.

If Spoony doesn't care about that, why should we?

[pibbs]

Then I guess Spoony will die of starvation.

If Spoony doesn't care about that, why should we?

Because it would be funny.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Well, it's good that we returned to his roots, being a complete loser, just older and far more pathetic. This just shows that the whole Spoony Experiment was complete accident

[Guest]

Then I guess Spoony will die of starvation.

Nah, people will just paypal him or he'll get a welfare from his family members, he's a professional leech, no way he'll ever starve.

[MegaNigger]

Then I guess Spoony will die of starvation.

Nah, people will just paypal him or he'll get a welfare from his family members, he's a professional leech, no way he'll ever starve.

The Black Pill tells me that if there was no welfare then Spoony would be dead. Fuck it. Time to accelerate the decline to watch Spoony die already!

[Guest]

The Black Pill tells me that if there was no welfare then Spoony would be dead.

Don't underestimate an alcoholic. They always manage to scrape together enough pennies for booze.