April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Rushy]

Anyone else ever entertained the thought that Spoony and April are actually functioning a lot better than we think and all The bullshit is just for extra pocket change from the patron and streams?

Like just think right now Spoony could actually have a job like at a call center or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if he had some low level job that let him be on his phone all the time.

[wulfenlord]

For someone claiming to be artsy this pumpkin does look like shit. One would think it would at least resemble Jack Skellington (the go-to solution for any hipster weird chick)

[mad bum]

Been a while since I saw any posts from this badman on here.

Damn you beat me to the incredible carl thirst. This is the sort of tweets I live for.

[Kugelfisch]

Anyone else ever entertained the thought that Spoony and April are actually functioning a lot better than we think and all The bullshit is just for extra pocket change from the patron and streams?

Many did and I still think that's bullshit. There'd be no need to whine, he'd just do a short low-effort video here and there and the payoff would be much, much higher.
Do you really think the fucker does 20+ hour twitter sessions of being incoherent for years straight as a ruse?

[pibbs]

I credit the clean house to rApril having clinical undiagnosed OCD. She probably washes her hands 100 times a day. Then again living with Noah I would constantly wash myself too.

[Kugelfisch]

Noah is in the basement all day anyway. Do we even know that's his house?

[RedLine]

Noah is in the basement all day anyway. Do we even know that's his house?

Yea, that's the house they bought. The photos April posted matches up with the pictures from the sale listing back when they bought it.
Oh well. I guess good on April for not being as worthless as her boyfriend.

[Keith Chegwin]

I guess good on April for not being as worthless as her boyfriend.

Very high bar there

[pibbs]

I really hope he was stupid enough to put April on the deed. Especially since we all know she didn't put a single penny into it.

[Kugelfisch]

Well, being honest here, I guess it would make sense what she's doing. She's got time and she doesn't seem like a slob. She keeps the house tidy, at least her part of it. We also know she's well into pointless decorating like most women so there's that.
What I'm still puzzled about is how she can hang around with a guy that looks like he can hardly remember the last shower he had.