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Post by Old Black Man » Mon Jan 20, 2025 4:08 am

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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Complicity » Wed Jan 29, 2025 8:00 am



Balldo Man took a plea deal, declared himself guilty for a lesser drug charge than the one they wanted to pin on him, and the two aged cum dumpsters got away scot free as a result.
Don't know exactly what will happen to him next.

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Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jan 29, 2025 12:54 pm

Lesser drug charge? He'll paid a fine (if any), promise to go to rehab, and get as scot free as his two junkie whores.

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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Complicity » Wed Jan 29, 2025 1:03 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
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Lesser drug charge? He'll paid a fine (if any), promise to go to rehab, and get as scot free as his two junkie whores.
In other words, what Kugel wanted:



How will he justify himself to what remains of his audience though?
"Yes i declared myself guilty, but you don't understand the complex legal ramifications that prove i'm completely innocent, i won, the Deep State (tm) totally lost and they are sucking my balls right now"?

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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 29, 2025 2:16 pm

Nope, he's literally not allowed to claim innocence. Not that it will stop him.
The fuse is lit. Now let's wait how he takes the lesson that he can get away with everything.

My guess is divorced, slammed with alimony and wrecked by booze and drugs within two years.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jan 29, 2025 4:53 pm

His lust for balldos will grow out of control, until such time as he castrates himself by putting on too big a balldo.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jan 29, 2025 6:55 pm

With all the weird shit people come up with for sex toys, the Balldo still totally blindsided me. I will never know how it ever made it to production. It's such an obviously terrible idea of dubious functionality.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jan 29, 2025 9:18 pm

If the people who believed he didn't screw up the Vic shit bought that, they can buy this.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Rapeculture » Wed Jan 29, 2025 10:34 pm

I had to look up what the Balldo was. Should have guessed by the name. Good lord.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jan 29, 2025 11:14 pm

It's just a fun thing to spice up your sex life, guys! By encasing your balls and penis on a cheap plastic cover. For fun and games!

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