Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

First birds, then trees, now months. What else will become his enemy?

The ultimate foe: life.

[Guest]

mustve been real hard on him to stream Shadow of War with all those orcs reminding him of his ex, or maybe he thought slaying them would give some kind of closure

The only music that speaks to his hollowed soul right now.

[Kugelfisch]

Of all the music genres that guys invented just to get pussy, even if it meant to look like an idiot, Screamo is still by far the most gay one.
I understand Hair Metal. Sure, you look like a faggot but you drown in pussy and at least it looks like you're having fun. True rockstar life and all with drugs, fast cars and bitches.
But this shit? Always gloomy, straight edge, low-energy shows that wouldn't even wake up Jeb! Bush. I don't care how much pussy they get, they are gay faggots. Sucking a thousand dicks is less gay.

[GitGud]

He should stream Skyrim with all the mods that april installed.

Damn, that is something i would do.

[Complicity]

I don't care how much pussy they get, they are gay faggots.

I assume that the groupies of this kind of band all look like Sarah Wilson.

He should stream Skyrim with all the mods that april installed.

Damn, that is something i would do.

So Susan will nuke his channel for pornographic content.
I'm fine with that.

[Kugelfisch]

I don't care how much pussy they get, they are gay faggots.

I assume that the groupies of this kind of band all look like Sarah Wilson.

Dangerhair "suicide girls" kinda twats. So it's not even good pussy they are going all ultra fag for.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The only music that speaks to his hollowed soul right now.

You shouldn't have gone there. Here's one of the closest approximations I could find:

SpoilerShow

Sped up remix with sicker beats. Pick our poison.


I’m fully prepared for my part-time job interviews,
but all I’ve done is prepare, without applying for them.

...

I’m rotting away as I neglect myself.
My face’s smiling, but there’s a dart piercing it. [okay this one's pushing it a bit]
It’s such a pain, so I’m not doing anything.
I’ve got all kinds of debts lumped together haphazardly.

[Kugelfisch]

You shouldn't have gone there.

Don't blame others for your voluntary degeneracy.

[Guest]

I understand Hair Metal. Sure, you look like a faggot but you drown in pussy and at least it looks like you're having fun. True ro1ckstar life and all with drugs, fast cars and bitches.

CWC should have tried becoming a male homosexual, apparently that's how you get China.

[Kugelfisch]

I understand Hair Metal. Sure, you look like a faggot but you drown in pussy and at least it looks like you're having fun. True ro1ckstar life and all with drugs, fast cars and bitches.

CWC should have tried becoming a male homosexual, apparently that's how you get China.

Not entirely wrong.

Charlie Murphy: "What was wild was that, the guy that looked the most like a bitch got all the women."