Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Guest]

Yeah, how is Lupa better? At least Linkara isn't a chronically backstabbing bitch. He's probably a better lay than she is too.

He stabbed Michaud and the Walkers
He talked down to his audience about HoPR and ad block in a condescending way
HIS VOICE

She stabbed just about everyone she's worked with except Failous (give it time). She sicced her crazy retard fans on people for petty reasons to bring herself attention and told them to watch her videos on loop to inflate their views. Her voice is also shit, and her stuff as boring as shit. It least Linky's meltdowns and original plots, do not steal are occasionally so bad they're funny.

Give it up, thirstposter.

Let's not forget she bitched about reuploads and then got DMCAed and bitched about that too.

[Rushy]

Watching the Linkara Hellraiser III review and his storylines are as hilarious as ever.
"I'm thinking about what my doppelganger said. About the past and human nature and all..." is a line that I would kill to see in a movie. Such subtlety cannot be contained on a mere internet show.

[Rushy]

Jesus H Christ, he has a new costume

[Guest]

He stabbed Michaud and the Walkers
He talked down to his audience about HoPR and ad block in a condescending way
HIS VOICE

She stabbed just about everyone she's worked with except Failous (give it time). She sicced her crazy retard fans on people for petty reasons to bring herself attention and told them to watch her videos on loop to inflate their views. Her voice is also shit, and her stuff as boring as shit. It least Linky's meltdowns and original plots, do not steal are occasionally so bad they're funny.

Give it up, thirstposter.

Let's not forget she bitched about reuploads and then got DMCAed and bitched about that too.

Lupa isn't responsible for what her fans do.

[Rushy]

Btw, I know none of you watched Doctor Who, but just in case you were afraid Linkara's show ever had any scrap of originality in it, his whole "champion fighting so-called deep mystical villains whilst contemplating the meaning of life" persona is a direct, one-to-one rip-off of his favourite Doctor, and the Entity is derived from that era of the show as well.

[Kugelfisch]

Lupa isn't responsible for what her fans do.

COMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICIT - totally not trying to incite anything here guys - COMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICIT - i have zero responsibility - COMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICIT - gee i sure hope nobody harasses these literal rapists - COMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICITCOMPLICIT

[Guest]

Watching the Linkara Hellraiser III review and his storylines are as hilarious as ever.
"I'm thinking about what my doppelganger said. About the past and human nature and all..." is a line that I would kill to see in a movie. Such subtlety cannot be contained on a mere internet show.

How to do a Linkara movie right: amp up the earnestness, melodrama, and preaching to 11, recast Tommy Wiseau as Linkara and have him direct the movie too. Keep Lewis the Hog Lover as script writer.

Kino.

[Kugelfisch]

Somebody greenlight that!

[Guest]

Imagine Linkara as a Cenobite that pops up and says “you’re a nasty cockslut too HMMMMMM?”
Would be true horror

[Rushy]

Let us not forget that the only reason Johnny wasn't a vampire was because they didn't have time to film that.