Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

But maybe they cut his internet or cellphone for not paying.

Twitter Addict Noah would spend 6 hours at McDonalds using public wifi sipping 2 dollar coffees. His addiction is too great to let something as minor as that get in his way. The World needs to see the many concussions of Hal Jodan!

[Guest]

But maybe they cut his internet or cellphone for not paying.

He should cut his cell phone himself. Who the fuck is he gonna call?

[Guest]

But maybe they cut his internet or cellphone for not paying.

Twitter Addict Noah would spend 6 hours at McDonalds using public wifi sipping 2 dollar coffees. His addiction is too great to let something as minor as that get in his way. The World needs to see the many concussions of Hal Jodan!

Can't sit inside anymore.

Did the pestilence take Sporky like it's sure to take Moe's Bitches?

[Moe Bitches]

Ay I'm not the only bigger here.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

4 days and no tweets. How long until the paramedics find his rotting body?

He has just passed out from too much Kraken Rum. Spend the last 2 days contemplating on whether he should put in effort to stand up and clean up the vomit.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Twitter Addict Noah would spend 6 hours at McDonalds using public wifi sipping 2 dollar coffees. His addiction is too great to let something as minor as that get in his way. The World needs to see the many concussions of Hal Jodan!

You really think boss would walk outside due to such minor inconvenience? To mingle with the peasants in a fast food joint? Drinking coffee?! Well, I never!

No internet access can't stop Spoony. I wouldn't be surprised if he was tweeting all this time, it's just not being send, he doesn't care. He's getting closer and closer to those hobos screaming random things to passing strangers.

// I had to go and watch this video of Spoony being made in The Sims:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>playing as Boss in The Sims

My life has new meaning.

[MegaNigger]

I liked the part where virtual Spoon was just the same, but virtual Linkara got a job and cleaned up after Dog and Spoony

[mad bum]

TFW Noah gets shit on in front of a popular audience. I can't wait for the wave of people asking if he saw the video.

[Keith Chegwin]

You think Oney lurks DHI?