Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

You know, just to cover all his basis - EVEN if he found an interesting game, which is an gargantuan task in itself, because we all know, that there are almost none interesting games left in existence, EVEN if that happened, he still wouldn't be able to stream, because reading/tweeting capeshit already has taken all of the energy out of him.

[casual pleb]

Also, how are there still 107 "people" still donating to his patreon? He haven't posted anything there in almost 4 YEARS.

[Tony Schiavone]

This is the worst time for him, and he knows it.
More people are too busy worried about their own finances than to spend pity on this loser. The ones that dont, are more likely to use this time to just play video games on their own, rather than watch a man barely alive mutter through an old game.

Also, how are there still 107 "people" still donating to his patreon? He haven't posted anything there in almost 4 YEARS.

You cant tell me there arent 107 people in the world with extreme mental health delusions.

His Patreon continues to dwindle in terms of people, but the dollar amount is holding steady. So either a Cuckson or his brother is updating the shortfall every week. Feverishly checking the total and upping their pledge to prop up Boss.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Some of them might've just forgotten they're even giving him anything in the first place. That could change once their finances crumble and they have to look where their money's going.

You know, just to cover all his basis - EVEN if he found an interesting game, which is an gargantuan task in itself, because we all know, that there are almost none interesting games left in existence, EVEN if that happened, he still wouldn't be able to stream, because reading/tweeting capeshit already has taken all of the energy out of him.

Not to mention that installing and trying to run a game are herculean tasks full of strange complications that even a master of computer science like Noah Antwiler may be unable to solve.

[Guest]

At some point credit cards expire. That many people can't be unknowingly giving him money.

[Keith Chegwin]

Do you have to pay into Patreon with a credit card or can you use Paypal? Because, if the latter, they could be paying direct from the bank account

[mad bum]

Paypal isn't a bank dood, it's a currency regulator.

[Keith Chegwin]

Paypal isn't a bank dood, it's a currency regulator.

Reading comprehension

[mad bum]

Not getting the joke

[Guest]

Not getting the joke

He's wondering if spoony's remaining patrons pay via paypal, hence no card expiry issues that would remind them they're still giving him money.

The joke is that he thinks these people aren't deliberately funding Boss through his Dark Times.