Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:32 pm

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I had assumed that eventually his situation would get dire enough that he'd make vids.
I really don't think that making videos would help him at this point
Regular videos would likely net him like a 50K a year salary which would solve like almost all of his problems. Most of his problems (the real ones) are about his massive debt and lack of money. The other half are his malnutrition and poor health.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:36 pm

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Regular videos would likely net him like a 50K a year salary
No they wouldn't. Maybe they would have before he told most of his fans to fuck off, but not now. Even if he started churning out videos now, he'd basically have to start again from nothing and it still wouldn't help him get out of massive debt
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Rushy » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:41 pm

Nothing is an insult to decent content creators with a few hundred subs
Spoony still has at least over a thousand active followers, and probably a lot more who'd check in if he made a comeback, even if it's just to remind themselves of who they forgot to unsub. And if the video was quality, maybe they wouldn't unsub still.
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Post by Guest » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:43 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
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No they wouldn't. Maybe they would have before he told most of his fans to fuck off, but not now. Even if he started churning out videos now, he'd basically have to start again from nothing and it still wouldn't help him get out of massive debt
Vast majority of people don't care about "drama" or follow Noah's day to day. Remember that whole "change the channel" nonsense? If Spoony made vids, they'd get views. Even his lame-ass streams get like 7K views and tons of comments supporting Spoony. All he'd have to do is to review modern games as well as nostalgic content to bring in new people. Angry Jose might help him with tips on how to play the system.

Again, the vast majority of people from his old fanbase still have a positive view of him and would love to see new vids and new people would not care. Little forums like this are not indictive of most people on youtube.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:48 pm

I'm with Keith on this one. Right now he's likely passed the point of no return. He'd have to really, really try for at least a year to get numbers worth a damn.
That the vast majority of his former fans have a positive opinion of him doesn't ring true. Go to the comment section or any video about Spoony and they are overwhelmingly negative towards him.

But it's not like he went from making bank to now over night. He had plenty of years to get back on track at points where he could've made it. So PAC's point stands. If he didn't bother when he had a chance, why would he bother now?
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:56 pm

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If Spoony made vids, they'd get views.
'Getting views' and 'Getting people to give you money for making videos' are two separate things.
Pretty much anyone who would give him money is already giving him money. Yeah, if he made regular videos he might get some contributors back, but most sane people would be mindful of the fact that, when he was making 5k a month on Patreon he just pocketed the money and told them all to fuck off. He could easily do the same again
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All he'd have to do is to review modern games as well as nostalgic content to bring in new people.
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Again, the vast majority of people from his old fanbase still have a positive view of him and would love to see new vids and new people would not care.
New people do not care about him. This isn't like when he started and YouTube was a two horse town. There are hundreds of YouTubers who do what he does and do it better. Even before he stopped making videos entirely his videos were becoming increasingly shit. New people aren't going to pay to see that. The only people who are going to pay to see that are old fans who remember Spoony and remember how he got them through some dark times and, like I said, most of those people are already giving him money.

If Spoony wants to help himself he should forget about being an e-celeb entirely, find a real job and clean himself up
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:00 pm

See, whenever I think of Spoony I think of Shoenice.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:02 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
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See, whenever I think of Spoony I think of Shoenice.
You aren't the only one. It's plausible since that's another shit show that's only followed by very few people now. But unlike Spoony, Shoenice was on TV once.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:32 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:41 pm
Nothing is an insult to decent content creators with a few hundred subs
Spoony still has at least over a thousand active followers, and probably a lot more who'd check in if he made a comeback, even if it's just to remind themselves of who they forgot to unsub. And if the video was quality, maybe they wouldn't unsub still.
HIs subscriber base is rotted from lack of interaction and regular content. Most of them would never see any new video he adds, if they're even active accounts themselves.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:11 am

He can always sell lewds on Onlyfans.

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