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April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
-All fanbases are shit
-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes
-All fanbases are shit
-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
This puzzles the shit out of me too. I mean, how can you be obsessed with mediocrity? So in love with mediocrity for years. I mean, what you enjoy is a reflection of yourself, so to love Inquisition to that extent you'd had to be a maladjusted, mentally underdeveloped person with basically no worthwhile or redeeming characteristi- oh wait, I just answered my own question.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:24 pmWho the hell idolizes fucking Dragon Age Inquisition? I have to ask.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I'm surprised she doesn't play black desert, then she can truly make an HD orcil online and roleplay with others.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I just think it's ironic she makes soaps and scents when she lives with a dirty greasy long haired unwashed looking mofo like Spoony. Seems like everything she does is in the exact opposite of what Spoony is.
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I'm not the one getting emotional over the truth. You fuckers need a real hobby outside masturbating on the internet to internet nobodies.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Maybe she'll en hero unlike Spoony, the disease that will run its course sadly.Pumpkin Man wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:17 pmI just think it's ironic she makes soaps and scents when she lives with a dirty greasy long haired unwashed looking mofo like Spoony. Seems like everything she does is in the exact opposite of what Spoony is.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
nah, she will just go back to her parents or to brad from MKE while Spoony gets to share a condo with DSP so they can afford shitCIANIgger wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:22 pmMaybe she'll en hero unlike Spoony, the disease that will run its course sadly.Pumpkin Man wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:17 pmI just think it's ironic she makes soaps and scents when she lives with a dirty greasy long haired unwashed looking mofo like Spoony. Seems like everything she does is in the exact opposite of what Spoony is.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Spoons is such a cuck hed let Brad from MKE move in so Orcril and Brad can live together cheaply.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She should get into Second Life. The fake gay pretty boy fantasy furry avatars in that one can at least have sex with her elf OC.SpoonyOne?SpoonyDone wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 7:08 pmThis puzzles the shit out of me too. I mean, how can you be obsessed with mediocrity? So in love with mediocrity for years. I mean, what you enjoy is a reflection of yourself, so to love Inquisition to that extent you'd had to be a maladjusted, mentally underdeveloped person with basically no worthwhile or redeeming characteristi- oh wait, I just answered my own question.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 2:24 pmWho the hell idolizes fucking Dragon Age Inquisition? I have to ask.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
The irony of the whole thing is that, despite all the rape fantasy, she probably wants to be the one in control the entire time. I doubt she likes the idea of someone else controlling what is HER fantasy, and probably just wants someone to play the part to a tee, rather than really take control. It might explain why she does nothing but indulge in her own fantasies, when she has unrealistic desires like that, and Spoony just exists to fund those desires (or once did, anyway). This was a woman who didn't have sex until the age of 29, so I'd wager she just always preferred fantasy over reality.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:31 pmShe should get into Second Life. The fake gay pretty boy fantasy furry avatars in that one can at least have sex with her elf OC.
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