April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[GitGud]

I don' t think so. A remote controlled puppet would look more human

[mad bum]

They really are meant for each other

[Angelfire Memes]

You're too snotty to wrap paper around some shitty jewellery, slip it into an envelope, and book a courier to come to your front door? Damn. Good job nobody's ordering anything anyway.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That's hard work, man. Give her a break. Her health comes first, after all.

[Guest]

Well we know Spoony ain't gonna help her out. She might have a 110 degree fever but he has ANXIETY and DEPRESSION, which is so much more debilitating.

[Le Redditeur]

inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.

(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)

[MegaNigger]

inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.

(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)

Not unless he wants to look Tyrone in the eye while he nuts in rApril's wind tunnel

[Guest]

inb4 Spoony wakes up his feverish girlfriend to cook his dinner.

(Just kidding, Spoony can't even muster the energy to go to her bedroom and poke at her until she wakes up)

Not unless he wants to look Tyrone in the eye while he nuts in rApril's wind tunnel

She'd be into it. Too bad Spoony can't get hard.

[MegaNigger]

He's probably walked on on her many times and each time drinks until he forgets, only to repeat the cycle.

[pibbs]

You know, rApril and PushingupNoses have been getting kinda friendly lately. And PushingupNoses did brag about being bi recently.
Hmmm...