Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:38 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:15 pm
drisko wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:28 am
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What, he recorded this shit at 480p?
It certainly looks like it, and if I remember correctly he said that's how he was shooting it at one point because he wanted it to look like his old movies instead of the ones made by a director who actually knows how to keep everyone in frame.
He would probably pull the old "I could make something way better, but I decided to go for shot-on-shitteo for hommage and shit..."
Pretty much, him and Dave have said in Midnight Screenings they believe they could do way better than Hollywood if they weren't so busy. Remember that Dave hasn't made shit unless it was for Brad. Pretty sure when he reviewed Lazer Team he was all "I totally could have made a better movie." Nope, because Lazer Team had actual effort put in.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rant Man » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:51 am

drisko wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:38 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:15 pm
drisko wrote:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:28 am


It certainly looks like it, and if I remember correctly he said that's how he was shooting it at one point because he wanted it to look like his old movies instead of the ones made by a director who actually knows how to keep everyone in frame.
He would probably pull the old "I could make something way better, but I decided to go for shot-on-shitteo for hommage and shit..."
Pretty much, him and Dave have said in Midnight Screenings they believe they could do way better than Hollywood if they weren't so busy. Remember that Dave hasn't made shit unless it was for Brad. Pretty sure when he reviewed Lazer Team he was all "I totally could have made a better movie." Nope, because Lazer Team had actual effort put in.
They say this shit all the time about movies "We can make a better movie then this" and I always think umm no you can't even the bad religious films were better than Jesus Bro. I used to listen to midnight screenings all the time as background noise when I'm doing something but the smugness of them and the annoying sarah just made me stop listening. I watched there star wars one for a few seconds and it annoyed me then I watched the chirstmas story one and they started talking about how the internet is stupid for thinking star wars is bad. It's like when Brad got hate for not liking Man of Steel then him and Dave brought it up in every single video I didn't even like Man of Steel but I finally wrote a comment saying "We get it you don't like Man of Steel" and got chewed up by Brad for that comment. Anyways sorry for the rant but hearing them say shit like that really fucking annoys me cause their movies are shit.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:57 pm

The funniest thing about their The Last Jedi review is how Dave Gobble goes on a rant at the beginning about how hard it is being a stay at home dad and is absolutely unashamed about it. I don't usually watch Midnight Screenings anymore, but I get the feeling this is the only thing he talks about now. The fucker is so worthless with no marketable skills that Sarah has to support the family. I don't want to hear this guy lecturing anyone on anything ever anymore.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:07 pm

Ryan Mitchelle might be Brad's most successful friend, but he just works on crap like Sharknado.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:20 pm

Aight, I just downloaded his piece of shit movie. I'll wait till I've had copious amounts of rum and coke before I watch it. Hell I'll make it a double feature and watch Jesus Bro too. Got it but stopped watching after 2 minutes of Nash's assery.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:21 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:57 pm
The funniest thing about their The Last Jedi review is how Dave Gobble goes on a rant at the beginning about how hard it is being a stay at home dad and is absolutely unashamed about it. I don't usually watch Midnight Screenings anymore, but I get the feeling this is the only thing he talks about now. The fucker is so worthless with no marketable skills that Sarah has to support the family. I don't want to hear this guy lecturing anyone on anything ever anymore.
He mentioned a few years ago he was a waiter when they were talking about tipping and it sounded like he still was one, not that he had once been one. Remember he and Brad are roughly the same age.
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Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:20 pm
Aight, I just downloaded his piece of shit movie. I'll wait till I've had copious amounts of rum and coke before I watch it. Hell I'll make it a double feature and watch Jesus Bro too. Got it but stopped watching after 2 minutes of Nash's assery.
Jesus, bro, even I'm not that brave. Good luck

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Charlar » Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:46 pm

pibbs wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:20 pm
Aight, I just downloaded his piece of shit movie. I'll wait till I've had copious amounts of rum and coke before I watch it. Hell I'll make it a double feature and watch Jesus Bro too. Got it but stopped watching after 2 minutes of Nash's assery.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by supdood » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:57 am

In the event for whatever reason the YouTube link does go down, here is the DropBox link for anyone who wants it:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/3r4hb18xyld5d ... l.mp4?dl=0

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:18 am

That'll be good as a just in case. Wonder if Brad will get rid of the link?

Also, the last episode of his Lloyd series came out. He finally did a talking vagina episode, but it's mostly old sitcom shenanigans where his new potential date is once again Allison. So six episodes, each about ten or so minutes. That's more than the Game Boys series did, which was supposed to have a final episode but got cancelled.


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