Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

Like that one time, really? If he would have done dress up with his orc more often, they would still be together.

[casual pleb]

Another thirster, this one is not as fat as the others, at least judging from that one picture, seems that she only created twitter to stalk boss, unfortunately shut down quickly by king spoony:

[da PAC Nigguh]

Discomfort endlessly has pulled itself upon me. Distracting, reacting.
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection.

[rabidtictac]

He's living in the hell he made himself. The one he's happy with. He may not seem happy in those baitposts, but he is. More happy than he would ever be working a real job, interacting with normies or trying to please some pleb girlfriend/wife. The only thing he wants out of life is to sit in a basement and take a drink/shitpost about trump every time he wakes up from his booze coma.

He doesn't want some new bitch. Not unless she's going to commit to being his 24/7 caregiver and booze supplier. He's practically a eunuch anyway, between the whiskey dick, fake depression and misanthropy.

[AdorableOtter]

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Another thirster, this one is not as fat as the others, at least judging from that one picture, seems that she only created twitter to stalk boss, unfortunately shut down quickly by king spoony:

Fat angle. Possibly a troll or a trans

Dude is a true genius It's like, like, HE JUST WATCHED ROBOCOP OR SOMETHING. How should we call it now?
"Nihgtmare Terror","Terrormare" or "Terror Night II the sequel?"

Nope, it's been addressed here and I've seen people tweet it at him before too. He knows and doesnt give a shit, because night terrors sounds more brooding and mysterious than nightmares (when in actuality you usually grow out of night terrors around 3 or 4).

He's probably aware of the difference, but "night terrors" just sounds more dramatic. Same reason he had at least one panic attack that let him perfectly tweet during it.

Well, I guess it doesn't matter anymore considering his night-whatever seemingly evolved into something new with higher enchantment level. No one can offer help for such unknown disease from the future, BOSS will be finally happy from now on.

[wulfenlord]

Fucker is delirious and warps his reality how he likes it. That one ren faire was 2015, and he was possibly being dragged there. This is probably his soundtrack right now

[Guest]

Can somebody tell him to finally get a fucking job then, so maybe he can afford it?

[MegaNigger]

No no "I'd never be able to afford X" is just Spoony speak for "TAKE THE HINT AND PAY FOR MY SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDSSSSS!!1!!1123!!!" Nothing else. Repo men are gonna be knocking soon Noah, better be ready!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He also has a literally mentally insane wife that he has to babysit for the rest of his life. She's ran out on him a couple times already doing G-d knows what on the streets, and he has to pick her up and bring her home. I don't know why he doesn't just divorce the bitch.

The BJs are amazing.

It's uncanny seeing him respond without being a total douchebag.

[wulfenlord]

That's a man, if ASS ever tought us anything