Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Deckard]

A bit off-topic but is Spoonfuck even aware he's been mixing up night terrors and nightmares?? Night terrors are sleepwalk like symptoms they are not bad dreams. Spoon being a pathological liar is nothing new but what a pathetic human garbage, just die already.

Nope, it's been addressed here and I've seen people tweet it at him before too. He knows and doesnt give a shit, because night terrors sounds more brooding and mysterious than nightmares (when in actuality you usually grow out of night terrors around 3 or 4).

[MegaNigger]

I'm regards to the various "Remember Spoony?!" videos that have popped on YouTube the last couple years, all of them got it wrong. It always stops right at the movie debacle. Never do they go the extra mile and really look at Spoonys bullshit on twitter nor talk about the insane people still following him. That's prime material for dem streams!

[Guest]

When does he get evicted? Was it March or May?

I keep thinking March since that's also the month for Pigroch's court day.

When is pigroach's day in March? Don't wanna miss that!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A bit off-topic but is Spoonfuck even aware he's been mixing up night terrors and nightmares?? Night terrors are sleepwalk like symptoms they are not bad dreams. Spoon being a pathological liar is nothing new but what a pathetic human garbage, just die already.

He's probably aware of the difference, but "night terrors" just sounds more dramatic. Same reason he had at least one panic attack that let him perfectly tweet during it.

I'm regards to the various "Remember Spoony?!" videos that have popped on YouTube the last couple years, all of them got it wrong. It always stops right at the movie debacle. Never do they go the extra mile and really look at Spoonys bullshit on twitter nor talk about the insane people still following him. That's prime material for dem streams!

The issue with all of these Spoony videos is that they're videos on the internet, aka most likely done by other INs, and being one of the lucky ones led out of Dark Times (tm) by Spoony's early videos is one of the most universal bits of backstory among INs.

What I'm saying is that not even the edgiest INs want to tear through Boss' legacy because of their undying loyalty.

[Guest]

What's unique about Spoony isn't that he's disappointed he failed to become a superstar, it's that when he realized he failed he turned into a complete mushroom.

Fair enough. None of the others completely imploded into nothingness the way he did, so you raise a fair point. I would hasten to add, however, that this doesn't make any of what I said less true. As for why they can't/don't accept it and move on? That's probably pretty case-by-case, but having spent so long doing this shit has probably made a fair few of them nigh-unemployable. That and unearned pride. I may a not be Hollywood star now, but goddammit, I should be! I'm too good to work at a regular job like some sort of peasant! But you can totally donate to my Patreon, though.

These people have had none of the mileposts of passing into adulthood.

Has a single one of these people had children? Any of them? Any at all...?

Because typically a person can't afford to spend all day sighing about his failed Hollywood career (which was certainly helped by moving to fucking Aurora, IL) when he has children to feed. It's really the missing link here. You can't be "too good for a real job" when you have two kids that need Spiderman shoes. And to the point of these manbabies, all of that pop culture shit seems a little less important when your kids are watching The Phantom Menace 700 times in a row. Imagine raging in a video about the plot holes in a movie your 5 year old is watching. New level of douche-dom there.

Take a family out of the equation and a man is free to live (or in their case not live) however they want. Put a child and wife in the equation and imagine Noah living the way he does. Even imagine his twitter posts in that context. It's impossible. All the comics and emo posting and silent streaming at 4:30 am are sad enough, but as a dad it would be divorce court fodder.

[Complicity]

Has a single one of these people had children? Any of them? Any at all...?

The blonde bitch who used to make videos with the Nostalgia Drunk and "vampire reviews" dressed like a hooker had children with Paw Tyrone.
And that's the reason you don't see Paw writing political garbage on Twatter all day:
He has to wagecuck his life away for the sake of a black man's genes, while the wife writes on Twatter about how her son should change sex.

[Guest]

Has a single one of these people had children? Any of them? Any at all...?

The blonde bitch who used to make videos with the Nostalgia Drunk and "vampire reviews" dressed like a hooker had children with Paw Tyrone.
And that's the reason you don't see Paw writing political garbage on Twatter all day:
He has to wagecuck his life away for the sake of a black man's genes, while the wife writes on Twatter about how her son should change sex.

NDrunk did, but she had to...

*puts on sunglasses*

Abort ship.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

I think Handsome Tom if anyone remembers him had a kid then stopped making stupid videos online for a living shortly afterwerds.

[Guest]

I'm regards to the various "Remember Spoony?!" videos that have popped on YouTube the last couple years, all of them got it wrong. It always stops right at the movie debacle. Never do they go the extra mile and really look at Spoonys bullshit on twitter nor talk about the insane people still following him. That's prime material for dem streams!

I hope one day Spoony gets this reaction when he uses his name for leverage.


He’s on the streets yelling for change “Give me your money! I’m the greatest comedian on the internet! I’m Spoony!”

An Asian man passing by simply responds with “Who?”

[Guest]

Has a single one of these people had children? Any of them? Any at all...?

SF Debris has twin sons that finished high school a couple of years ago. He was always the odd man out in CA nonsense. Never mugging for the camera, zero bullshit storylines. Just video reviews and essays released at a ridiculously regular schedule.