Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Keith Chegwin]

Spoony needs jail time. If homelessness won't scare him, spending 6 months getting turned out in the showers might

If homelessness doesn't scare him, why do you think jail would? He'd get exactly the same treatment in jail as he would on the street, except he'd also get three meals a day and a warm bed.

[mad bum]

You forget he wouldn't be able to tweet, a fate worse than death.

[Cuckson]

Year of the spoon

[mad bum]

I appreciate the autism, but I ain't watching this shit.

[Guest]

Noah's clubbing his simps like baby seals lol



Link.

[mad bum]

<As if I want to be pitied
>Does nothing but whine on twitter for pity

itslikepoetry.meme

[MegaNigger]

Noah's clubbing his simps like baby seals lol



Link.

Mmmmm.... this is the Spoony I've been waiting for. The final freak out. This has been worth the years waiting and shit posting.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Year of the spoon

Ok, what the fuck. This must've taken a lot of time - it's bunch of Reb Brown movies stitched together, but the crazy part is that it has Spoony voice overs, probably taken from like hundreds of Spoony's videos. I remember some of those, to my shame. That's some dedicationautism, to go through your collection of Spoony's videos to select one which has a line that fits a situation in a Reb Brown movie, and then do it like thousand more times.

Mmmmm.... this is the Spoony I've been waiting for. The final freak out. This has been worth the years waiting and shit posting.

Wow, he actually said that, it's real With images, you never know, but I guess boss has finally had enough, after years of bullshit, he's finally being honest with his last handful of insane cultists. The experiment is over! Find another boss, I'm out...

As if the let him go, ever.

http://archive.is/ga38v

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess he got tired of waiting for loser to give him helpful suggestions?

In case anyone missed it, Noah slept through state-mandated foreclosure mediation, refusing to even reply to an email or letter.

Classic Spoony move. Just don't do anything and hope the problem goes away on its own. Works every time.

[Poonoo]

I guess he got tired of waiting for loser to give him helpful suggestions?

He got tired of only losers hearing his call and not some guy who can get him on TV. That's all he wants but he knows he'll sound like a bitch if he says it so he vagueposts like a teenage girl. That's why "you can't help him", they can't hook him up with his own TV show because they are just some basement dwelling losers like him.

I genuinely believe he is depressed but not for the bullshit reasons he claims like his million illnesses. He is miserable the whole internet reviewer thing didn't lead to him being a mainstream celebrity, he felt entitled to it but he failed. He is such a close minded Gen X fuck who still thinks it's the fucking 90s when television mattered and the internet is some weird thing for nerds that no one cares about. Dick Masterson is around his age and was offered a TV show but rejected it, in 2012 Spoony was way more popular than Dick and if he kept at it who knows what he would have been offered.

But as Lordkat said in one of his tirades he was too much of a pussy to move to LA to try and make things happen. Fucking Marzgurl moved to LA and lost weight to try and make it happen and she had no chance, Spoony is too much of a lazy narc to actually put the effort into becoming a success but oh boy does he feel like he deserves it.

I can't believe I didn't see this was his goal the whole time, when you look back it's obvious. The $7 autographed photos of himself like he is a real celebrity, wanting to be on Jimmy Fallon, the way he spammed Faggot Josh's public access show on his site when he was on it, the way he kept referring to himself as an "actor". And now that he can't be a big time TV star he is being such a whining bitch about it that he is willing to lose his house and ruin his life. What a pathetic sack of shit, Doge accepted his fate and is happy making money. James accepted he will never be a film maker and is fine making money talking about movies and doing the AVGN bit, but not Lord Spoony.