Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Spanish Sperg is back in the US. No longer plagued by thoughts of suicide he's looking like a dirty old man talking about children's movies.

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I guess I kind of ruined the perfect score. Sorry.

[Angelfire Memes]

Is he calling it "final thoughts" because he's about to finally an hero? We live in hope.

[Guest]

I feel sorry for Spoony. I know what it's like to give up on life. I've been offered the job of a lifetime. I'll be earning more money than I ever dreamed but I want to turn it down and become a NEET. What's the fucking point? I don't have anything that I spend it on and no one to spend it with.

[mad bum]

Get the job and save so you can quit later and be a neet with money

[AdorableOtter]

I've been offered the job of a lifetime.

Does that job involve guarding your parents' house?? I have a strong hunch Spooner gets that job too in the very near future.

[Guest]

Get the job and save so you can quit later and be a neet with money

Too much hard work.

[GitGud]

"Welcome to McDonalds, May i take your order?"

[BloodKnightDollfie]

This videogame sucks!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The irony.

So much wrong in this tweet. I have technically checked out a single Telltale Game, but I'd be hard-pressed to call this experience "playing".
Also Spoony's own tweet chain is so miserable that The Walking Dead looks like this in comparison:

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This is probably also how April's and Oreo's life looked in comparison.

The bait always works.

10 Bitch on Twitter
20 Cuck responds and you get to rip into them while feeling good about yourself
30 Goto 10

Though this time around, he has spiced things up a little bit by going "My X is broken" instead of "Woe is me", which he does a lot more rarely. Surely this must mean that his creativity is returning. The Year of the Spoony One is imminent!

[Some Sick Fuck]

The irony.

What a faggot. The Walking dead 1 is their best game by far. Wolf Among Us was also good, but the rest just seemed mediocre. And I had the displeasure of playing Jurassic Park, which they made before Walking Dead, and that's a piece of shit. Telltale was all over the place with their creations.