Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Liar Revealed]

This is the only cure to Spoony's problem.

[Tony Schiavone]

It's fascinating to watch this season of the Spoony Experiment becoming more of an ensemble show.

His only remaining orbiters are the equivalent of meteor chaff.

And the replies:

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The kind who recognize the problem but are too afraid to call him out without trying to sound joking:

The ones who are blissfully unaware of the passage of time:

And the ones who know best, or bring it all back to themselves:

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>There's still need for people like you

Maybe in the "At least I'm not Spoony" kind of way...

[Moe Bitches]

She ruined it with the <3 hehehe.

[Guest]

“There’s still a need for people like you.”

No! No there is not! There’s never been a need for people like Spoony. You think he’d be a warning to potential INs.

[pibbs]

Why does he need a phone? Job? Friends? Family? Hahahaha! Yeah, right.

[Keith Chegwin]

Why does he need a phone?

Probably be the only thing he has to tweet on once he gets put on the street

[Guest]

Seriously, the only way to help Spoony is to have him involuntarily committed to a mental institution that forbids him from using social media.

[Kugelfisch]

Also severe beatings every time he starts to whine.

[Moe Bitches]

Also severe beatings every time he starts to whine.

So Full Metal Jacket style?