April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's back on Iron Bull

Oh, those classic gaming moments.

Fighting Psycho Mantis.
Every OST in every Castlevania ever.
Pretty much every boss fight in Bayonetta.
The whole presentation of Shadow of the Colossus.
The wonders of cel-shading, like say the eyegasmic Okami.
Finally KOing that asshole of a SNK boss.
Having a character talk about your interspecies BDSM adventures.

[mad bum]

I know you guys are disappointed.

[Rushy]

Okay, I know people buy all sorts of weird things related to their favourite franchises, but soap is where I draw the line. It's fucking soap.

[veris leta facies]

I know you guys are disappointed.

Yeah, no Jew.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Okay, I know people buy all sorts of weird things related to their favourite franchises, but soap is where I draw the line. It's fucking soap.

Iron Bull soap! Made from natural bull jizz!

[veris leta facies]

And April's current "Iron Bull" is most likely that ren faire Brad guy. This must be a limited edition.

[rabidtictac]

Who the hell idolizes fucking Dragon Age Inquisition? I have to ask.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Who the hell idolizes fucking Dragon Age Inquisition? I have to ask.

An autist who happened to project his/her entire (online) identity onto a video game instead of a cancerous cartoon for kids?

[da PAC Nigguh]

Who the hell idolizes fucking Dragon Age Inquisition? I have to ask.

Well, she saw a character who was the exact opposite of Spoony in every regard so naturally she fell in love.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Her husbando is shit, and he doesn't exist.