Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

[Le Redditeur]

Nah, unfortunately (because it would have been as hilarious as it would have been disgusting), the chick he was groping recently was not related to him. It's actually the drug addict chick who left a husband and three kids to hook up with Styx, before he kicked her to go and marry the Dutch blonde.

[ebin namefag]

Nah, unfortunately (because it would have been as hilarious as it would have been disgusting), the chick he was groping recently was not related to him. It's actually the drug addict chick who left a husband and three kids to hook up with Styx, before he kicked her to go and marry the Dutch blonde.

Some real white trash niggas in charge of internet discourse.

[Kugelfisch]

Or just hentai enthusiasts.
So, did the grabbled bitch accuse him of performing a DDT on her or some other hag?

[Poonoo]

So I stumbled upon this video along with this tweet below mentioned at the end that pretty much summarises everything:

So the whole knife thing isn't true by the sounds of it, at least not with this chick. Looks like he found another WooWoo hippy retard like him who is into drugs and they argued over their drug fueled paranoia. It's hilarious that he speaks the same way he does in his videos regardless of context which makes him sound like an autistic super villain.

[Le Redditeur]

>the yugioh cards told him she was cheating

While it's a safe bet to say the druggy whore was cucking him, the method of rationalizatio is very funny.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Heart of the Cards never lies!

[rabidtictac]

Two crazy people acting crazy.

[Kugelfisch]

Now, Mr. Bond, I bid thee farewell! As much as I'd love to watch you perish at the cold, mechanical hands of my laser contraption, I have urgent business to attend to.

Very lulzy! I'll say that I am delighted about him talking like that at all times. That's way funnier than him flipping out and screaming at her.

[RAPEMAN]

>beats woman
>berates her afterwards like a child as she circles

I think I'm starting to like Styx a little again. He ended up apologizing at the end, though. He's fucked, legally.

[RAPEMAN]

Ah snap muh niggaz! The man dun put a shackle on dat kang!